by Lance » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:18 pm
Chapter Two
Scene: A young, attractive woman sunbathes nude in a secluded corner of the beach. A well built, handsome gentleman, also nude, rounds the dune and sees here there just beginning to wake up. She sees him admiring her and smiles. He approached her confidently as she sat up on her blanket.
This is her:
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"What a lovely day"
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.