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Illuminati-R-Us Mission Statement

Illuminati-R-Us is a secret, worldwide organization with an ultra-elite membership that provides total global domination at a reasonable cost. Using such state-of-the-art techniques such as covert human id-chip implantation, satellite based mind control, bi-directional TV surveillance and cellular network infiltration, IRU can monitor and control every aspect of the lives of selected individuals, be they convenience store clerks or world leaders. The goal of Illuminati-R-Us is to make the world a better and safer place for the llamas.

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It's an expensive thing to try and dominate the world. The IllumiLlama needs Llama Chow and spends a great deal on entertaining the Llama Ladies. Not to mention the expense involved with purchasing the favor of high level government officials.

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