Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

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Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs?

Yes - but only as a practical joke you are playing on someone else.
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No - Hot dogs should never be defiled in such an evil way.
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Other - Explain why ketchup should never be used on hot dogs.
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Postby Lance » Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:26 pm

I Am He wrote:So Lance says thumbs down to Catsup but Likes BBQ Sauce??

No, not at all. Ketchup is good, yummy, splendid even. I just recognize (unlike the brain-washed) that there are places ketchup doesn't belong. Now, as far as the catsup that you mentioned, that is another story all together.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:13 pm

Around here, "sup" is the last meal of the day. The cats have their own food, and cat sup does not belong anywhere near my plate. :P
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:33 pm

I have been expiramenting with different condominents on hotdogs and I have discovered even more than ketchup doesn't go on hotdogs. Ranch, BBQ, pickles, mayonaise, tartar sauce, and ketchup (obviously) do NOT belong on hotdogs. But, Mustard, Cheese (shreded is best), Chilli, Onions, and Bacon Bits DO go on hot dogs.

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Postby Halcyon Dayz, FCD » Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:49 am

My € 0.02.
Hot dogs themselves don't taste much like anything.
So it doesn't matter what you put on it.
It's not as if you are combining tastes.

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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:56 am

St. Jimmy wrote:I have been expiramenting with different condominents on hotdogs and I have discovered even more than ketchup doesn't go on hotdogs. Ranch, BBQ, pickles, mayonaise, tartar sauce, and ketchup (obviously) do NOT belong on hotdogs. But, Mustard, Cheese (shreded is best), Chilli, Onions, and Bacon Bits DO go on hot dogs.

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Chip dip. Chip dip goes on hot dogs. The french onion dip is best. Chip dip also goes on baked potatoes...

No, really, try it.

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Postby Мастер » Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:06 am

Halcyon Dayz wrote:My € 0.02.
Hot dogs themselves don't taste much like anything.
So it doesn't matter what you put on it.
It's not as if you are combining tastes.

(Duck and cover) :roll:


I'm with you on this one, it doesn't matter much what you put on hot dogs...in my case, it's only 0.02 USD worth though...
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Postby Lance » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:27 am

St. Jimmy wrote:I have been expiramenting with different condominents on hotdogs and I have discovered even more than ketchup doesn't go on hotdogs. Ranch, BBQ, pickles, mayonaise, tartar sauce, and ketchup (obviously) do NOT belong on hotdogs. But, Mustard, Cheese (shreded is best), Chilli, Onions, and Bacon Bits DO go on hot dogs.

More to be anounced on this expirament....

Mayonaise is yummy on hot-dogs.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:53 am

After further expiramentation I have discovered thus! Ketchup does go with hotdogs. I know I seem like I am being John Kerry-ish, but it's true! In my earlier expirament I had the hotdog on a hotdog bun with ketchup and it tasted blah. But, When it is just the hotdog alone, ketchup does go with it.

So, in conclusion Ketchup is ok with hotdogs as long as the hotdog is NOT on a hotdog-bun. Although, what's a hotdog without a hotdog-bun?! So, really what it is, is that ketchup does not belong with a hotdog-bun.
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:55 am

St. Jimmy wrote:After further expiramentation I have discovered thus! Ketchup does go with hotdogs. I know I seem like I am being John Kerry-ish, but it's true! In my earlier expirament I had the hotdog on a hotdog bun with ketchup and it tasted blah. But, When it is just the hotdog alone, ketchup does go with it.

So, in conclusion Ketchup is ok with hotdogs as long as the hotdog is NOT on a hotdog-bun. Although, what's a hotdog without a hotdog-bun?! So, really what it is, is that ketchup does not belong with a hotdog-bun.


It's nice to see you're open-minded and throurough (SP?)...

Hey, today I went to BK and I ate four ketchup packets. Mom made me stop... :(

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Postby pmcolt » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:57 am

St. Jimmy wrote:Ranch, BBQ, pickles, mayonaise, tartar sauce, and ketchup (obviously) do NOT belong on hotdogs. But, Mustard, Cheese (shreded is best), Chilli, Onions, and Bacon Bits DO go on hot dogs.


The local tradition (read: what my parents grew up with) for both hamburgers and hot dogs seems to be "mustard, slaw, and chili". (Incidentally, Cook-Out seems to be the only fast food place that will still serve them this way.)

Cheese, onions, and bacon bits fall into the category of things that do NOT belong on hot dogs. Cheese goes on hamburgers. Onions go in hamburgers. Bacon bits go on [strike]rabbit food[/strike]salads.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:35 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:I know I seem like I am being John Kerry-ish

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(Good pun! :D)
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Postby Lonewulf » Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:43 pm

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Postby hippietrekx » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:04 am

St. Jimmy and I have been experimenting with what exactly goes with ketchup.

Today at lunch we found that those little marshmellow easter Peeps go GREAT with ketchup. It sounds nasty, but once you get past the first bite, it's great! No, I'm not kidding. Our friend 14 thinks it tasted like "old tomato soup" but I think she just didn't WANT to like it.

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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:07 am

hippietrekx wrote:I'm a freak.

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But you're our freak and we love you.
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Postby Lonewulf » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:09 am

Yes, you're a freak, hippie.

*Goes back to playing with his throwing knife, which he's pondering practicing with for the sake of practicing with a throwing knife. Then goes on and continues with his story involving an undead army.*

Yes, you're definitely a freak. Especially compared to me.
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Postby Candy » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:37 am

hippietrekx wrote:St. Jimmy and I have been experimenting with what exactly goes with ketchup.

Today at lunch we found that those little marshmellow easter Peeps go GREAT with ketchup. It sounds nasty, but once you get past the first bite, it's great! No, I'm not kidding. Our friend 14 thinks it tasted like "old tomato soup" but I think she just didn't WANT to like it.

I'm a freak.

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I love sweet foods, so this doesn't sound too bad. I don't think I will try it anytime soon, though. Marshmellows go best with Yams. :P
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:38 am

hippietrekx wrote:I'm a freak.

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No, It's cool!!! I'm a freak too!!! In fact, everyone at the lunch table is...Actually everyone on IRU is too(some in more than one way :wink: )
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Postby pmcolt » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:00 am

Everyone here's a freak? Even me? But I thought I was perfectly normal. I put ketchup on my hot dogs and everything...
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Postby Lonewulf » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:01 am

And I reanimate dead tissue for sake of mad science.

That's normal, right?
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Postby I Am He » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:09 am

Catsup?? Catsup?? Did I write Catsup?? :oops: Correction 'Ketchup' Will I ever be forgiven for this monstrous blunder, Lance, old buddy old pal?? To make it up I'll read Animal's Posts for one month. Will that help me to get back in your good graces??? :glp-crying:
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Postby Lance » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:04 pm

I Am He wrote:Catsup?? Catsup?? Did I write Catsup?? :oops: Correction 'Ketchup' Will I ever be forgiven for this monstrous blunder, Lance, old buddy old pal?? To make it up I'll read Animal's Posts for one month. Will that help me to get back in your good graces??? :glp-crying:

It wasn't that bad. How about one week of Animal's posts and, concurrently, one week of Lonewulf vs. Bill Thompson threads?
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Postby Lonewulf » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:07 pm

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Postby pmcolt » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:32 pm

Condiment-related data point: Arby's sauce does go on Arby's roast beef sandwiches.

But that "Bronco Berry Sauce" they give you with your jalapeño bites doesn't seem to go with anything.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:32 pm

pmcolt wrote:Arby's sauce does go on Arby's roast beef sandwiches.

Yup. So does horsey sauce. =P~
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Postby hippietrekx » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:37 am

St. Jimmy wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:I'm a freak.

--hippie


No, It's cool!!! I'm a freak too!!! In fact, everyone at the lunch table is...Actually everyone on IRU is too(some in more than one way :wink: )


What's wtih everyone trying to make me feel better about being a freak?! I LIKE being a freak. I mean, I never have to worry about ruining my reputation by re-enacting the cocoanut scene with St. Jimmy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail through the halls of the school. It would be better if we had real cocoanuts, and not just those blocks of wood Jimmy swiped from the band room...

Oh, and specifically to you, Jimmy: I KNEW you were a freak. Remember that one time I was like, "So, I heard you want a duct tape suit." And you're like, "Yeah, in lime green." And I was like, "Well, then find some money to buy a prom ticket because I'm dragging you along and we're going to wear tape and enter in to that scholarship contest." And you're like, "Um... okay..." You didn't even refuse when I pretty much ordered you to prom. Me, Dom, hippie, the evil co-overlord of the moon, the person using the fine line between genius and insanity as dental floss. You didn't refuse. You went into a submissive, confused state. Maybe you were stoned that day, but at any rate, it's too late to back down now. You freak.

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