Kacktor des Monats

[Arneb]

December suggestions - it has to be no. 4, if you ask me.

[Heid the Ba]

Yes, 4.

[Arneb]

And 4 it was - here are all Kacktore des Monats lined up for the Kacktor des Jahres 2024 prize. I think the one that made it in December should also win the year. Too many mishaps in a row not to win. Although no. 8 isn't too shabby either.

[Arneb]

Somewhat surprisingly, no. 7 won. Not too shabby a Kacktor, but I stick with my preference for December (no 10).

Here's the January 2025 installment, and it's hilarious. Number 1 - 3 are all from the same match!. Priceless, although no. 4 took the cake in the end, and rightly so. It has everything we want to see in a Kacktor.

[Arneb]

We have a new selection. All fine examples, I can't quite decide between two and five. Five has more technical quality though.

[Heid the Ba]

Two.

[Lianachan]

It's one or three for me!

[Arneb]

One looks too good to me. That was a brilliant header from the forward, so not really Kacktor. Three, yeah, that's a serious contender. We'll know the winner tomorrow night. What I love about five is how the defender saved the day with one leg, only to fuck up with the other. That is Kacktor art pure and simple.

[Arneb]

Somewhat bizarrely, goal four won. I mean, it's not bad and all, but I think we should put in our bids and bring some sense to this competition.

[Lianachan]

Goal four is a bullshit decision. How do we vote to avoid such travesty in future?

[Arneb]

Numbers, I guess. This was probably one of those cases where everybody and their dog in the village concerned voted for their hero, multiple times if possible. One chance at your 15 min of fame, you don't throw that away.

[Arneb]

March installment.



No. 5 is an icon for future generations. It has been nominated for both Tor des Monats and Kacktor des Monats. Although the competition ist strong. The Paderborn pinball tilt against Cologne and the three lower league dances-towards-the-abyss really make a case for themselves.