Future President Donald J. Trump (aka Мудак Mk.2)?

[Мастер]

Завтра выборы в США. Я буду смотреть из Малайзии.

[Arneb]

Lift a glass from there to everything that made the US worth the while.

[Richard A]

I may even have something left of ol' Jack's product in the cupboard - which I suspect I may have had a glass of this time 4 years ago. If not, I'll raise a glass of whatever I do have.

А Мастер. Из Малайзии? For the benefit of the others, why there? Singapore has a friendlier approach to drink, doesn't it?

[Heid the Ba]

Ah well, that's the US fucked then.

[Мастер]

А Мастер. Из Малайзии? For the benefit of the others, why there? Singapore has a friendlier approach to drink, doesn't it?

My friend invited me here.

Well, I did have to click on a box certifying that I am not Muslim when I ordered our second case of beer.

[Heid the Ba]

How terribly civilised, you can self certify.

[Arneb]

Well, at least it's a clear-cut thing. Popular vote won, 300 + electors, no hair-raising win bei 500 flaky ballots, no lawsuits, no dirty deeds necesary. This is the way you wanted it, America, and I am sure Donald the Defiler will deliver. Your next election will be a lot less free. Ah yes, and: Your election, out problem. The true winner of this election is in Moscow.

[Lance]

I was really hoping to introduce the new mascot, the Illimala Llamala.

*sigh*

[Arneb]

At least you helped keeping Illinois blue.

[Lance]

Yes, Cyndi and I were among the 2,844,556 people who aren't stupid. Which is, sadly, only 374,132 less than the people who are.

[Heid the Ba]

There are no blue and red states, just blue-ish purple and reddish purple.

[Мастер]

There are no blue and red states, just blue-ish purple and reddish purple.

Whence the silliness of this idea that the US should partition into two countries. That would probably go about as well as India/Pakistan 1947.

[Arneb]

At least as splendidly as that whole 1861 thing, only with da Bomb in the background...

[Heid the Ba]

There are no blue and red states, just blue-ish purple and reddish purple.

Whence the silliness of this idea that the US should partition into two countries. That would probably go about as well as India/Pakistan 1947.

I forget which state it was, Montana? One of the big square ones, where they voted for all the Democratic Party proposals on abortion, minimum wage etc. but elected only Republican politicians opposed to abortion, minimum wage etc.