by Enzo » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:04 am
FIne...
There was an advanced race of aliens who lived here before the glaciers came. They saw the glaciers coming and installed a protective force dome over their most holy stone shrines, before leaving the Earth to return in the far future. This protected the shrines from the glaciers, but they then fell through to the floor of the lake.
The aliens had left behind their race of large work creatures to tend the machinery until they returned. We occasionally see one of these creatures and we call them bigfoot. They did an admiral job - at the zenith of job performance, I'd say - (Oh GEee, admiral...zenith... Brands of TVs??? Admirable/admiral?) - of caring for the force dome, and it landed the shrine on the floor of Lake Michigan intact. But now out of reach of the caretaking bigfoots. Over time the force dome failed and eroded away, leaving the shrine in the water on the lake bed.
To this day, the bigfoots remain, but they are very embarassed they have not been able to care for the shrine, so they hide. That is why we don;t often see the elusive creatures.
But they are a creature who loves a good time, and every now and then we catch a glimpse of them out and about driving tiny cars and playing brass band instruments while all dressed in feathered costumes.
We call them...
Shriners.