I think that if extraterrestrial life is found, by Murphy’s Law, it will have the appearance of copulating genitalia and thus will not be televised and hidden from the public for this reason alone.
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by Bill_Thompson » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:11 pm
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by Lonewulf » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:24 am
This thread is an assault to my Star Trek-saturated beliefs.
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by The Beer Slayer » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:41 am
On a semi-serious note a lot of UFO abduction stories seem to have sexual themes.
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by Halcyon Dayz, FCD » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:55 am
FREUD THAT! 
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by Lance » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:28 am
Some fucking aliens!
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by teri tait » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:32 am
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by Lonewulf » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:27 am
Halcyon Dayz wrote:FREUD THAT!
Nonono, it's "FREUD THIS!". "FREUD THIS!"
Try it again.
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by I Am He » Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:44 am
Just because they perform anal probes and experiment with women's genitals, all in the name of science, dose not mean that they are perverts. After all, don't humans experiment like that all the time??
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by The Beer Slayer » Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:32 pm
YEah, but a lot of alien abductees claim aliens had sex with them. Watch the Penn and Teller show on the subject, if yuo can.
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by Bill_Thompson » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:34 am
Cruel Redneck wrote:YEah, but a lot of alien abductees claim aliens had sex with them. Watch the Penn and Teller show on the subject, if yuo can.
I saw a special on this. It is a kind of night terrors. In the past, before flying saucers, people thought it was something else.
What station does Penn and Teller come on?
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by Lance » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:15 am
Bill_Thompson wrote:Cruel Redneck wrote:YEah, but a lot of alien abductees claim aliens had sex with them. Watch the Penn and Teller show on the subject, if yuo can.
I saw a special on this. It is a kind of night terrors. In the past, before flying saucers, people thought it was something else.
What station does Penn and Teller come on?
Incubus and Succubus demons...
Penn and Teller are on Showtime.
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by Nighthawk » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:22 am
Penn and Teller are on Showtime.
Bullshit!
Name of the show
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by Bill_Thompson » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:01 am
too bad. Showtime and HBO are not part of my world
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by teri tait » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:17 am
Cruel Redneck wrote:YEah, but a lot of alien abductees claim aliens had sex with them. Watch the Penn and Teller show on the subject, if yuo can.
Penn & Teller are aliens. Especially Penn.
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