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Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Lianachan » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:54 pm

THIS will be fucking impossible to avoid for a while over here.

Bookies are taking bets on the name. I'd go for Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuit barrel.
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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Lance » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:11 pm

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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Arneb » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:39 pm

Lianachan wrote:THIS will be fucking impossible to avoid for a while over here.

Bookies are taking bets on the name. I'd go for Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuit barrel.

I must say, you'd get a great quota on betting for that one. I don't know, though, if he'll be allowed to join the Silly Party. Even though I do know he weighed 3.8 kg when he squeezed himsel into this world. That must have been quite the ouch for his mother.
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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Lianachan » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:49 am

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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Lianachan » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:50 am

Another name suggestion: Charmin. Free toilet rolls for life, and they could probably get Adam Ant to sing at the christening.
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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Arneb » Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:27 am

I think you are just envious because you don't have such royal Royals up in North Britain.
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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Lianachan » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:36 pm

Our royals were their royals, until they gave the job to your lot*.


* I've perhaps oversimplified that somewhat, but meh.
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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Arneb » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:47 pm

And? Weren't we doing great sending a lunatic and a filou throwing it away for an American floozie?
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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Arneb » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:56 pm

I happened to watch a documentary yesterday about the death of Princess Diana and the ensuing ruckus within the British monarchy in the following weeks. I cringed whenever the two boys were on camera. These were deeply stricken, traumatized children who somehow managed to keep the upper lipstiff amid a brutal ordeal. I think it's a miracle they have come out as even halfway decent people, and it is a testament that a lot in Diana's and Carles' parenting must have been good. I am actually a bit impressed by them, and I take a far less dim view of some of Harry's antics as a youth (the Nazi costume, the Las Vegas party).
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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:23 am

I agree that it is surprising how well either laddie turned out though I'm not sure how much credit I would give to either parent. Or any of the three parents, whichever.
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Re: Benefits Scrounger Has Baby

Postby tubeswell » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:04 am

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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