The IMDB Parents Guide Game

[MM_Dandy]

GoldenEye is my guess, but I'm not sure of the karate fight and Asian racial slurs.

[Heid the Ba]

No and No. The racist character is a US lawman.

[Lianachan]

Goldfinger? Have you worked out what I'm doing yet? I'll get there in the end (unless beaten to it, of course).

[Heid the Ba]

I see now, so yes you will.

[Lianachan]

Ah, it must be Thunderball then.

(I don't think I've seen that one )

[Lianachan]

Oh, and:

The racist character is a US lawman.

I know Bond films aren't terribly realistic, but that's probably too big a credibility gap......

[Heid the Ba]

A 1970's Louisiana sheriff? You're probably correct.

[Lianachan]

Ah - 70's Louisiana sheriff? I'll leapfrog a few films and have a proper guess now. Live And Let Die?

[Heid the Ba]

Nope, the other one.

[Lianachan]

Ah, so The Man With The Golden Gun?

(Disclaimer: The opening two words of this post were not intended to be a fictional 70's Louisiana sheriff style Asian racial slur.)

[Heid the Ba]

Boom boom! And correct.

[Lianachan]

I knew I'd get there in the end. That 70's Louisiana clue really thinned the field somewhat, too.

Next up, it sounds like a typical night out in Motherwell, but what heart warming tale is this?

A heavily built man wearing a vest smashes a bottles over another mans head before attacking his 3-4 friends with punches, headbutts and a kick to one of them whilst they are down.

A vicious beating is dealt out in a crowded bar; a man has his head smashed through a window, is punched repeatedly in the face, is struck with a metal bar stool, has his head bashed off a wooden table, is kicked in the groin and finally stabbed with a freshly broken beer bottle. By the time the beating has ended the man is severly injured and covered in blood.

Over 90 uses of Fuck. Many milder words.

The rape and domestic violence scenes are very realistic and intense.

[Lance]

The Adventures of Barney and Friends?

[Lianachan]

Oh, it's close but I don't think I can allow it. Sorry.

[tubeswell]

An Irish movie of some sort?

[Lianachan]

No, it's closer to (your) home than that.

[tubeswell]

Lord of The Rings movie?

[Lianachan]

Nope.

[tubeswell]

Max Max movie?

[Lianachan]

Nope. Closer to (your) home than that, too.

[Lianachan]

Further clueage:

A man rapes his young neice in a dimly lit room. She cries quietly and thrusting is shown. This scene lasts for about 2 minutes.

A very brutal scene of domestic violence, in which a man punches his wife in the face knocking her back into a wall, she is dragged to her feet, smacked twice in the face and thrown into another wall. He strikes her twice more in the face, throws her violently onto a couch then smashes her head into a mirror. Shortly after he throws her onto the bed and rips his shirt off in a rage, implying that he forcably had intercourse with her.

A teenage girl commits suicide by hanging, although the actual death is off screen, the body is seen hanging.

[Heid the Ba]

The only Kiwi film I can think of (though I haven't seen it) is Once were Warriors.

[Lianachan]

Yup, that's the one. You should see it, it's an excellent film. Pretty harrowing, but extremely good.

[tubeswell]

Oh that! (That was my going to be my next pick of course)

[Heid the Ba]

Sex & Nudity
A man and a woman are said to have a long standing sexual relationship. It is mentioned that the man performs cunnilingus on the woman, but "not enough".

A woman meets another woman at a bar and start kissing. We see one woman put her hand up the skirt of the other and it is implied that she is masturbating her. The next morning, they are seen in bed only wearing underwear as if they presumably had sex. The fully exposed breasts of both women are briefly seen.

A woman undresses herself in front of a man (her buttocks, breasts and pubic hair are visible), kisses him and starts having sex with him.

A young woman is seen naked in a photo twice.