Illuminati-R-Us

A new simulation shows very high global temperatures in 250 million years when a new supercontinent forms.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/26/worl ... index.html

I haven’t seen any urgent calls at Cosmoquest for funding research on methods to stop or reverse continental drift.

Try to get Elon interested. His longtermists will start working on it immediately. I guess since 250 million years is half the time until Earth becomes unsuitable for lifes as we know it anyway, their solution will be what it always is: Set up an elite colony of Elon fanboys on Mars, and fuck the idiotic masses on Earth.

Ach, 250 million years is plenty time to evolve or find a whole new planet to ruin!