Illuminati-R-Us

When your iPhone starts complaining that it's running low on memory, don't ignore it.

I do own an iPhone, but only to play Pokémon Go on with my 3rd account.

If it starts complaining, it will likely go to live on a farm upstate with Aunt Marge, where it can run and play outside.

When I was a wee boy we had a dog that went to live there. I don’t have an iPhone, but when my iPad reaches that stage it’ll go and join it.