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Off to the races!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:22 pm
by wring
I review the Oriental Trading Co website daily checking to see if they have new ducks, new deals on ducks, new offers on shipping for ducks, you know, the basics.

Last fall, they had some new ducks "Racer" ducks (where you pull them back along the table surface, let go and they race off). But they were more expensive than their normal ducks (at $10 per doz vs. 6.50 - 7.00 per doz) so I didn't get them, plus I thought it had limited appeal. Well, after Christmas (they had little Santa hat on em) they went deep discount to like $3 per doz. So I ordered some. And, as usual, I was waiting downstairs during coffee hour when the mail gets delivered for them to arrive. and as always, I opened them on the spot. Took one out reared it back and let 'im go. And zip he shoots across the table and suddenly the room is reeling. I must have handed out 8 ducks on the spot. Everyone wanted one. Some had to be taught (painstakingly slowly) how to activate them, but pretty soon half dozen little old ladies are racing ducks across the tables laughing wildly. The resident manager scooped up 3 of them (they came in 3 hat colors - red, blue and green) so at our parties we'll have duck races.

a few days later, I'm downstairs and Ruth (little old lady and good friend to us) demanded where was her racer duck. Apparently, she spotted the resident manager playing with them and asked her where she got them. The answer "Where do you think, Ruth?" So Ruth got a spartan green hatted one and is happy now. I don't give them to the kids at the restaurants ('cause, well, you know), but the servers have gotten them and did duck races after the place closed.

Now they're at deeper discount of $2 per dozen! and free shipping on any size order!!! so I've got another 3 dozen coming...


(I've had a total of two of them that the wheels were misaligned and so don't work, but Enzo promises he'll get around to trying to fix them - right after our taxes...)

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:01 am
by Arneb
I wonder what post-apocalyptic archeologists will say about this duck cult that developed in the 21st century in a little town in central Michigan. There'll be a PhD or two to be earned on that one.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:02 am
by Enzo
Some Scottish guy will come along and dig up our remains...

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 9:43 am
by Heid the Ba
Eider he will or he won't.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 5:47 pm
by wring
give me a drake...


So, today we had a cooking demo by a friend of mine (who works at an agency that helps people w/disabilities), so I showed her the racer ducks, she walked out w/ six of them for her next meeting...

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:48 pm
by g-one
I've often wondered where the 'duck-duck-go' search engine got it's name from, this seems as good a place to ask as any? (and I trust it is your default search setting)

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 9:27 pm
by Lianachan
Heid the Ba wrote:Eider he will or he won't.

To travel over there and excavate, I'd need to stick somebody with an enormous bill.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 12:23 am
by Enzo
It is chilly over here this time of year, so keep your capon.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 4:24 am
by Lance
You guys are loons.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 3:05 pm
by Enzo
Egrets, I've had a few...

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:14 pm
by Lance
This thread has really taken a tern.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:52 pm
by Enzo
AUK! I think you're right.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:03 am
by Lianachan
I think we all stopped being emused a few posts back.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:09 am
by Enzo
Well, if you don't want to play, please step to the rhea.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 4:07 am
by wring
I have to live with that

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:03 am
by Arneb
Well, when the going gets fluff, the fluff get going!

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 4:26 pm
by Enzo
I just wish I could think of something to do with tit. I suppose I shouldn't have brought it up. Oh, wren will I ever learn?

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:23 pm
by wring
Hey, Enzo, hold still:




:ut-boomsmilie:



thanks.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 5:58 am
by Lance
Enzo wrote:I just wish I could think of something to do with tit.

Eventually, even this thread will go tits up.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:52 am
by Arneb
Donald they all?

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 3:27 pm
by Lance
Yup, even the Daffy ones.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:29 pm
by Enzo
Dewey really have to put up with this?

OK, I won't grouse.

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:49 pm
by Lance
Are you going to Heckle us?

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:22 am
by Enzo
Nah, I am a super chicken.

When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

Re: Off to the races!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:26 pm
by MM_Dandy
It's like what the Queen once said about the pheasants. "Let them eat drake."