Illuminati-R-Us

So I don't normally play the lottery, when the prize gets up over a half a BILLION dollars I start to take notice. This week the MegaMillions lottery went over the $1 billion level, so I bought myself a ticket. Drawing was last night. I hadn't checked if I won yet.

But I bought the newspaper, and headline was: MegaMillion prize for next drawing to be $1.6 billion.


It kinda looks like I didn't win...

Next time, surely

It is only a matter of time.

Once again, I came up a few numbers short.

Next time then

Well, we are back down to a mere $40 million pot, so...