Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

[Enzo]

..... oh yeah?

[Lonewulf]

Nope. I'm as stubborn as Bill T on this one.

Well, damn. Might as well exit out of this now.

*Goes to put ketchup on his pancakes, and maple syrup on his hamburger*

[Lance]

[nicozine]

kecthup=yuk on anything but grilled cheese sanwhiches.

[Lance]

I win, you lose, go home.

Hey, go look at the poll.

Don't let the door hit you....

Never mind.

[Lonewulf]

Fine! I declare war on you ketchup-lovers!

You're right up there with homosexuals who assume that they have a right to have fun, even though some random book says that they can't!

I'm sure that if I looked hard enough, I could find a bible entry that proves that Ketchup is perfect. If not, then I'll search the Koran. Hell, I'll just change my religion regularly to fit my war.

DIE!

[Lance]

I'm sure that if I looked hard enough, I could find a bible entry that proves that Ketchup is perfect.

Thou shalt not place upon thine wiener that which thou hath squozen from thine tomato.

[Lonewulf]

Thou shalt not place upon thine wiener that which thou hath squozen from thine tomato.

Bah, that's open to tons of interpretations. First of all, it might have been mistranslated. Furthermore, how do I know that wasn't added in by some weird king who hated ketchup with a vengeance? Third of all...

Well, "squozen from thine tomato" sounds like something you do to relieve pressure, stress, and what I do 2 times a day.

I wouldn't want *that* on a hotdog bun.

[Lance]

I wouldn't want *that* on a hotdog bun.

See? We have found common ground.

[Lonewulf]

See? We have found common ground.

NO SPERM IN BUN! NO SPERM IN BUN!

[teri tait]

kecthup=yuk on anything but grilled cheese sanwhiches.

You're supposed to dip grilled cheese in Tomato Soup, its a law or something. Catsup is not an acceptable replacement, remember when the Food & Drug Adm. Tried to classify catsup as a veggie? That went over like a lead balloon.

[nicozine]

if you dont have tomatoe soup you can use kecthup. all thenuclear physisists do.

[teri tait]

if you dont have tomatoe soup you can use kecthup. all thenuclear physisists do.

By the way you spell tomato, I would say it is more likely you are Al Gore than a nuclear anything.
Learn from the x vp my friend:

Singular: potato
Plural: potatoes

Now practice the above exercise inserting the word 'tomato' as applicable.
If you try to claim credit for inventing the internet I will hunt you down and kill you... Twice

[Lance]

I think that was Dan Quayle.

[umop ap!sdn]

The spellynge thing was, yeah - and IIRC it was in relation to the word potato(e).

But the internet comment was Al Gore's.

Hell, I'll just change my religion regularly to fit my war.

Hey I wonder, under FSMism is spaghetti sauce considered sacred? Seems to me that stuff must have some kind of tomato paste type product in it.

[Candy]

if you dont have tomatoe soup you can use kecthup. all thenuclear physisists do.

It's a particle physicists, silly. Yes, Lance, it was Dan Quayle and potatoe <-- Hoosier.

[Lonewulf]

Hey I wonder, under FSMism is spaghetti sauce considered sacred? Seems to me that stuff must have some kind of tomato paste type product in it.

Probably. Heh.

[Animal]

I win, you lose, go home.

Hey, go look at the poll.

Don't let the door hit you....

Never mind.

1: This poll is about as accurate as Saddam's last presidential election.
2: I can't view the poll results since you have created an unconstitutional poll tax (forcing me to vote in order to see the vote.)
3: You are, by any definition, a Saturian Commie due to items 1 and 2 above.

[Animal]

I'm sure that if I looked hard enough, I could find a bible entry that proves that Ketchup is perfect.

Thou shalt not place upon thine wiener that which thou hath squozen from thine tomato.

typical commie plot of using religion only when it supports your evil cause.

[St. Jimmy]

I have decided that Ketchup should never, ever be put on a hotdog. It's just not right. The ONLY two things that should ever touch a hotdog other than your own hands and the hotdog bun are 1) Mustard and 2) Chilli. Those are the ONLY two things.

Now, don't get me wrong. I absolutely heart ketchup!!! It's the best, but it just doesn't go on hotdogs... Everything EXCEPT hotdogs.

-The Duck

[Lonewulf]

I have decided that Ketchup should never, ever be put on a hotdog. It's just not right. The ONLY two things that should ever touch a hotdog other than your own hands and the hotdog bun are 1) Mustard and 2) Chilli. Those are the ONLY two things.

Now, don't get me wrong. I absolutely heart ketchup!!! It's the best, but it just doesn't go on hotdogs... Everything EXCEPT hotdogs.

-The Duck

You must now die in the fire of my Holy War. Sorry, bub.

[St. Jimmy]

Fine, then Holy Ketchup War it will be. (Although it should be called Unholy Ketchup War, as Ketchup on hotdogs is UNholy).

[Enzo]

It is unclear what the unclear physicists like.

Oh please, mustard and chili only? Give me a break, ONIONS!!! Onions grace a hot dog and sit well in the mustard stripe.

Yeah, don't lay Dan Quayle crap on ole Al Gore.

[Candy]

I have decided that Ketchup should never, ever be put on a hotdog. It's just not right. The ONLY two things that should ever touch a hotdog other than your own hands and the hotdog bun are 1) Mustard and 2) Chilli. Those are the ONLY two things.

Now, don't get me wrong. I absolutely heart ketchup!!! It's the best, but it just doesn't go on hotdogs... Everything EXCEPT hotdogs.

-The Duck

I used to make great chilli cheese dogs at the golf course I worked a couple of summers for. :P

[Candy]

Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs?
Yes - but only as a practical joke you are playing on someone else.
0% [ 0 ]
No - Hot dogs should never be defiled in such an evil way.
57% [ 4 ]
Other - Explain why ketchup should never be used on hot dogs.
42% [ 3 ]

Total Votes : 7

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