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by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:07 am

Eww Lonewulf please I'm trying to eat! :P

by **Мастер** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:08 am

Lance wrote:After dinner the person said, "Wow, that was really good. It didn't need anything on it anyway."

I will never grill for that person again.

Even though s/he came around in the end?

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:11 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:Eww Lonewulf please I'm trying to eat! :P

So am I.

by **Lance** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:23 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Lance wrote:After dinner the person said, "Wow, that was really good. It didn't need anything on it anyway."

I will never grill for that person again.

Even though s/he came around in the end?

Well, and because it is someone I am no longer acquainted with.

by **Enzo** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:38 am

I thought of a place ketchup is good.

At the sushi bar we used to frequent, whenever there was a new waitress we'd ask for ketchup with a straight face. She'd go into the kitchen to see, and we would hear loud guffaws. The owner thought this was so funny he would tell us when he had a new waitress and put us in her section just so we could break her in. We even had our kid to the asking so it looked more legit.

Now THAT makes ketchup worth while.

by **Candy** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:21 am

I almost bought ketchup on the way home from class. I stopped at the White Hen intending to get some frozen french fries, but I got the chicken salad instead. I bought some Amstel Light, but the two didn't go together very well. :sick:

by **Enzo** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:34 am

I think you're supposed to consume them separately.

by **Lance** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:18 pm

Enzo wrote:I think you're supposed to consume them separately.

Yeah, probably...

by **Enzo** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:05 am

HEY wait just a minute. Are you trying to suggest something?

by **Candy** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:13 am

Enzo wrote:HEY wait just a minute. Are you trying to suggest something?

Are you a roasted chicken?

by **Enzo** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:23 am

What is this "roasted?"

Just not sure what he has in mind for the beer.

by **Candy** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:26 pm

Enzo wrote:What is this "roasted?"

Just not sure what he has in mind for the beer.

The photo looks like a roasted chicken with a can of beer up his butt.

Do you like things up your butt? :lol:

by **neocracker** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:16 pm

Candy wrote:
Enzo wrote:What is this "roasted?"

Just not sure what he has in mind for the beer.

The photo looks like a roasted chicken with a can of beer up his butt.

Do you like things up your butt?

You Yankees know nothing about cooking...

beer can chicken

by **St. Jimmy** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:03 am

What kind of sick, twisted person would put a can of beer up a dead chicken's ass, and then cook it??? And secondly who had the idea of putting beer and chicken together? Beer sux. Chicken is gross. :glp-yak:

I guess the idea was sort of logical... Put 2 bad tasting things together to make one good tasting thing; But the again 2 wrongs don't make a right, so why would it work with food?

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:23 am

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... HEY GUYS! Guess what I ate for dinner...

Ketchup. With hotdogs for garnish. HAHAHAHA!

Not to mention I ate 15 packets of ketchup from Wendy's in pre-calc yesterday. I just straight up ate them while figuring some trangle stuff out. It grossed everyone except Mr. Brown and Sal (Russian forigen exchange student). Sal was watching in wonder, Mr. Brown was laughing at everyone else, and the other seven kids were saying things like, "Oh, gross!" "I'm gonna puke..." and "That is so disgusting."

Ha ha. I heart ketchup so much...

--hippie

by **Мастер** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:41 am

hippietrekx wrote:Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... HEY GUYS! Guess what I ate for dinner...

Ketchup. With hotdogs for garnish. HAHAHAHA!

Not to mention I ate 15 packets of ketchup from Wendy's in pre-calc yesterday. I just straight up ate them while figuring some trangle stuff out. It grossed everyone except Mr. Brown and Sal (Russian forigen exchange student). Sal was watching in wonder, Mr. Brown was laughing at everyone else, and the other seven kids were saying things like, "Oh, gross!" "I'm gonna puke..." and "That is so disgusting."

Ha ha. I heart ketchup so much...

--hippie

15 packets of ketchup - was that more or less pleasant than wiring your braces up to a battery?

N

by **pmcolt** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:01 am

15 packets of ketchup. You want fries with that? :sick:

This poll is rigged. I request the presence of a disinterested party to monitor the poll results and ensure that we're not seeing ketchup discrimination. :evil:

by **Candy** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:26 am

Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs?
Yes - but only as a practical joke you are playing on someone else.
0% [ 1 ]
No - Hot dogs should never be defiled in such an evil way.
99% [ 1004 ]
Other - Explain why ketchup should never be used on hot dogs.
0% [ 4 ]

Total Votes : 1009

Who in the heck has been voting? :shock:

by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:28 pm

Candy wrote:Who in the heck has been voting?

I have the strangest feeling that because Lance is administrator that he has the power to change poll results. On the bright side though he made the poll results realistic and exactally how they should look.

Ketchup + hotdogs = :glp-yak:

by **Lance** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:34 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:I have the strangest feeling that because Lance is administrator that he has the power to change poll results.

You are wise.

St. Jimmy wrote:On the bright side though he made the poll results realistic and exactally how they should look.

Ketchup + hotdogs =

Very, very wise.

by **pmcolt** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:26 am

You may have rigged this poll, but mark my words: one day, the ketchup-loving masses shall rise up like hot dogs plumping on the grill, cast off the chicken-and-beer bougeoisie, and create a new society where oppression no longer reigns, and ketchup pours freely from the bottle onto the hot dog of equality! :evil:

by **I Am He** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:39 am

So Lance says thumbs down to Catsup but Likes BBQ Sauce?? Am I missing something here?? BBQ Sauce is nothing but spiced up Catsup. Now if our illustrious Lance can please explain this obvious contradiction, I'd be most grateful.

Thank You, your humble,
I Am He.

by **hippietrekx** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:53 am

St. Jimmy wrote:
Candy wrote:Who in the heck has been voting?

I have the strangest feeling that because Lance is administrator that he has the power to change poll results. On the bright side though he made the poll results realistic and exactally how they should look.

Ketchup + hotdogs =

*cough*suckup!*cough*

I also enjoy BBQ sauce. Everything goes with BBQ sauce. Like mashed poatoes and BBQ sauce. Or mashed 'tatoes and ranch. Or mashed 'tatoes and scrambled eggs. Or mashed 'tatoes and ketchup. Or mashed 'tatoes and ranch dressing. Or mashed 'tatoes and sweet 'n' sour sauce. Or mashed 'tatoes and soy sauce. Or mashed 'tatoes and froot loops...

I enjoy mashed 'tatoes...

--hippie

by **Candy** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:48 am

hippietrekx wrote:I also enjoy BBQ sauce. Everything goes with BBQ sauce. Like mashed poatoes and BBQ sauce. Or mashed 'tatoes and ranch. Or mashed 'tatoes and scrambled eggs. Or mashed 'tatoes and ketchup. Or mashed 'tatoes and ranch dressing. Or mashed 'tatoes and sweet 'n' sour sauce. Or mashed 'tatoes and soy sauce. Or mashed 'tatoes and froot loops...

I enjoy mashed 'tatoes...

--hippie

Mmmmmmm, mashed potatoes and milk gravy, BBQ Ribs, plain, with butter, garlic, macaroni and cheese, creamed corn, creamed peas, pork and beans, mmmmmmmm! :P

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