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Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:58 am

Candy wrote:You can see the results without voting by clicking on View Results. :P

Maybe because Lance is moderator, and seems about as fair as Florida when it comes to voting? And also because there is no *real* "yes" question?

by **pmcolt** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:33 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:Fine, then Holy Ketchup War it will be. (Although it should be called Unholy Ketchup War, as Ketchup on hotdogs is UNholy).

All right. I'll break out the unholy hand grenades and prepare the unclear warheads. Just as soon as I finish my hot dog. Pass the ketchup?

by **Мастер** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:34 pm

pmcolt wrote:I'll break out the unholy hand grenades

Just count to three!

by **Lance** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:12 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:The ONLY two things that should ever touch a hotdog other than your own hands and the hotdog bun are 1) Mustard and 2) Chilli. Those are the ONLY two things.

3) Cheese
4) Onions

Ordered thusly:

"I'd like a chilli-cheese dog with mustard and onions please"

It's straight, sweet, to the point and doesn't make anyone point and laugh.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:25 pm

What keeps me from pointing and laughing at you, Lance?

by **Animal** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:04 pm

Candy wrote:
Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs?
Yes - but only as a practical joke you are playing on someone else.
0% [ 0 ]
No - Hot dogs should never be defiled in such an evil way.
57% [ 4 ]
Other - Explain why ketchup should never be used on hot dogs.
42% [ 3 ]

Total Votes : 7

You can see the results without voting by clicking on View Results. :P

Unless The Saturian Commie Bastard changed the code and connected the "view" button to "submit vote". He's evil, he'd do nasty crap like that.

by **Animal** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:06 pm

Lance wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:The ONLY two things that should ever touch a hotdog other than your own hands and the hotdog bun are 1) Mustard and 2) Chilli. Those are the ONLY two things.

3) Cheese
4) Onions

Ordered thusly:

"I'd like a chilli-cheese dog with mustard and onions please"

It's straight, sweet, to the point and doesn't make anyone point and laugh.

dude, it ain't the hotdog or the condiments that people are pointing and laughing at.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:27 am

Lonewulf wrote:...Lance is moderator...

Lance is an administrator - more powerful than moderators.

Animal wrote:Unless The Saturian Commie Bastard changed the code and connected the "view" button to "submit vote". He's evil, he'd do nasty crap like that.

Can't be done:

Code: Select all: <form method="POST" action="posting.php?mode=vote&t=1100">

The voting is done by means of a POST; following a link will only result in a GET. :P

by **Мастер** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:35 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:Lance is an administrator - more powerful than moderators.

Well, for the time being, anyway :-$

by **Animal** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:44 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:
Lonewulf wrote:...Lance is moderator...

Lance is an administrator - more powerful than moderators.

Animal wrote:Unless The Saturian Commie Bastard changed the code and connected the "view" button to "submit vote". He's evil, he'd do nasty crap like that.

Can't be done:

Code: Select all
<form method="POST" action="posting.php?mode=vote&t=1100">

The voting is done by means of a POST; following a link will only result in a GET. :P

Are you joking here? Why the hell wouldn't change the entire routine? All he'd need to do is inject a value of his choosing instead of what the user said. Trivial and transparent to the user. Seriously.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:51 am

Animal wrote:Why the hell wouldn't change the entire routine? All he'd need to do is inject a value of his choosing instead of what the user said. Trivial and transparent to the user. Seriously.

All that effort just to wage unholy war against ketchup? Wow, you guys are really serious! :shock:

:wink: :P :lol:

by **Animal** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:56 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:
Animal wrote:Why the hell wouldn't change the entire routine? All he'd need to do is inject a value of his choosing instead of what the user said. Trivial and transparent to the user. Seriously.

All that effort just to wage unholy war against ketchup? Wow, you guys are really serious!

:wink: :P

What effort? jesus, people, its a goddamn single line of code which is all of maybe 20 characters, for fuck's sake. 3 minutes tops. Given the amount of time The Saturian Commie has spent dicking with my avatar (oh shit, here he goes again), this is trivial.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:22 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:Lance is an administrator - more powerful than moderators.

Yes, yes, I know. Slip of the fingers. Nitpicker...

by **Lance** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:44 pm

I can just edit all the values in the database, too...

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:39 pm

Lance wrote:I can just edit all the values in the database, too...

I hate dictators. Unless I'm the dictator, of course.

by **MM_Dandy** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:16 am

I'm a firm believer in the saying, "Everything goes with ketchup."

What I mean is, I like ketchup better than I like hot dogs. So, in order to add variety to my ketchup, I'll sometimes add hot dogs. Sometimes, I'll add steak. Sometimes, I'll just lick the ketchup straight off my plate.

by **Candy** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:21 am

MM_Dandy wrote:I'm a firm believer in the saying, "Everything goes with ketchup."

What I mean is, I like ketchup better than I like hot dogs. So, in order to add variety to my ketchup, I'll sometimes add hot dogs. Sometimes, I'll add steak. Sometimes, I'll just lick the ketchup straight off my plate.

OMG, I love ketchup with steak. MM, you're not so bad after all. I wish you were here, cause I'm hungry.

by **Candy** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:24 am

I hope my post doesn't sound like I want to eat you or something. :shock:

by **MM_Dandy** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:40 am

Umm, thanks, I think.

Actually, though, it wouldn't be the first time that someone I know has done/said something that could be misconstrued as such. My wife has an aunt that would pinch my cheeks and tell me that I need to eat more. I later joke to my wife, "If she ever calls me 'Hansel,' I'm outta here."

by **Candy** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:47 am

Edit - I better keep my mouth shut tonight. :wink:

by **Halcyon Dayz, FCD** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:38 pm

Is it true that in Texas ketchup comes in extra extra large bottles? :wink:

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:44 pm

Halcyon Dayz wrote:Is it true that in Texas ketchup comes in extra extra large bottles? :wink:

No.

Furthermore, putting ketchup on steak is an offence that can get you shot in East Texas.

by **Lance** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:52 pm

Lonewulf wrote:Furthermore, putting ketchup on steak is an offence that can get you shot in East Texas.

And my back yard.

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:12 am

Lance wrote:
Lonewulf wrote:Furthermore, putting ketchup on steak is an offence that can get you shot in East Texas.

And my back yard.

lmao

by **Lance** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:23 am

I take pride in my steaks and would put them up against any steak house around.

I was once asked by someone (who hadn't even TRIED it yet "Do ya have any ketchup?"

A soft, cold "no", was all the reply they got. Then they had the gall to ask for A-1. I suggested that perhaps they'd be happier with the bratwurst I had also prepared. They declined that offer and just ate the steak "plain" (IN deed!).

After dinner the person said, "Wow, that was really good. It didn't need anything on it anyway."

I will never grill for that person again.

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