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Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs?

Yes - but only as a practical joke you are playing on someone else.
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No - Hot dogs should never be defiled in such an evil way.
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Other - Explain why ketchup should never be used on hot dogs.
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Postby hippietrekx » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:31 am

:lol: Ok, we were watching the news, and my dad heard something about this guy who killed his girlfriend's mom. Well, the guy had been SECRETLY living in the house of his girlfriend. Then, to pick on me, my dad looked at me and said, "Is Ducky living in the closet?!" Then he looked at the closet and yelled, "You better get your ass out of the closet right now! I'm gonna skin you!"

Ha, it was great. Then I grumbled at him for implying that the Duck and I were dating. Grr... He's worse than the people at school. AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ANGER WINTERS! Blah, 'cause if you do one more time, he won't drive us. And that means my dad might. To not anger Winters, stop being an attention whore around him, or atleast don't talk to him unless absolutely necesary... blah. He means it when he says he wants to break your bones....


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Postby St. Jimmy » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:37 am

I could only wonder why he wants to. hmmm. oh well. I am not an attentionseekingwhore. I have ADHD and am just extrememly hyper, but I 'll try to control my hyperness around him. Because gettin a ride to prom from your dad isn't the most inviting idea...

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Postby hippietrekx » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:39 am

St. Jimmy wrote:I could only wonder why he wants to. hmmm. oh well. I am not an attentionseekingwhore. I have ADHD and am just extrememly hyper, but I 'll try to control my hyperness around him. Because gettin a ride to prom from your dad isn't the most inviting idea...

-A now Terrified, hyper-active, fluffy-haired guy that has to behave around his ride to prom.


Ok, well you seem like an attentionseekingwhore to the untrained eye. Like Winters. Yeah... BEHAVE!

And now you are terrified. Excellent.

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Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:04 am

Halcyon Dayz wrote:Germans are more formal than that. :wink:

A well bred kid would never call an adult Du.


Ich hasse Sie is so much more polite :P But it was St. Jimmy to hippietrekx, I think they are on a Du basis :P
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Postby St. Jimmy » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:05 pm

Halcyon Dayz wrote:Germans are more formal than that. :wink:

A well bred kid would never call an adult Du.


1) I am not a German.
2) hippie is not an adult.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:33 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:1) I am not a German.


Yes, that is immediately obvious from Ich hast Du!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Postby Lance » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:00 pm

It appears we have a winner!
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Postby azazul » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:22 pm

Lance wrote:It appears we have a winner!

I was warned not to let this technology fall into the wrong hands, apparently I was not careful enough.
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Postby Lance » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:07 pm

azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:It appears we have a winner!

I was warned not to let this technology fall into the wrong hands, apparently I was not careful enough.

Why, it's good technology.

Very good!
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Postby azazul » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:23 pm

Lance wrote:
azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:It appears we have a winner!

I was warned not to let this technology fall into the wrong hands, apparently I was not careful enough.

Why, it's good technology.

Very good!

Actually, it has its faults.
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Postby Lance » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:26 pm

azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:
azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:It appears we have a winner!

I was warned not to let this technology fall into the wrong hands, apparently I was not careful enough.

Why, it's good technology.

Very good!

Actually, it has its faults.

It seems pretty astute to me.
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Postby azazul » Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:33 pm

Lance wrote:
azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:
azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:It appears we have a winner!

I was warned not to let this technology fall into the wrong hands, apparently I was not careful enough.

Why, it's good technology.

Very good!

Actually, it has its faults.

It seems pretty astute to me.

Nope, it definately has problems.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:25 pm

azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:
azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:
azazul wrote:
Lance wrote:It appears we have a winner!

I was warned not to let this technology fall into the wrong hands, apparently I was not careful enough.

Why, it's good technology.

Very good!

Actually, it has its faults.

It seems pretty astute to me.

Nope, it definately has problems.


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Postby azazul » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:35 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:Looks like it's all cleaned up now.

Wanna bet?
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Postby Van Rijn » Sun May 28, 2006 5:13 am

Saw this mentioned over at BAUT. This is something I feel strongly about, at least when I bite into a 'dog that some idiot slathered in mustard. Anyway, this board clearly needs more controversy, so here goes:

I won't partake in this highly biased poll, but ketchup is an important component for hot dogs. There are only two proper ways to make a dog: Plenty of ketchup, with mustard optional, but in proper proportion (that is: faintly visible on the bun) or a Chili dog, cheese optional, no mustard or other nonsense.

Only people with no sense of taste slather their 'dogs with mustard. Those of us with an abundance of papillae upon our tongues can taste mustard in nanogram quantities and consider mustardized 'dogs only useful for certain methods of torture.

KETCHUP, YES!

MUSTARD, NO!
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sun May 28, 2006 7:45 am

Ooooh zombie thread. :D

Say, does anyone else think the board's color scheme kinda looks like ketchup and mustard mixed together and smeared over a hot dog? Or is it just my mind playing tricks on me because it's almost 1:00 in the morning? Image
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Postby azazul » Sun May 28, 2006 11:54 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:Say, does anyone else think the board's color scheme kinda looks like ketchup and mustard mixed together and smeared over a hot dog?

That is a pretty good description, just add more smilies if you like more spots of unmixed mustard.
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Postby Lance » Sun May 28, 2006 2:23 pm

"No, I won't condemn anyone for putting ketchup on a hot dog. This is the land of the free. And if someone wants to put ketchup on a hot dog and actually eat the awful thing, that is their right. It is also their right to put mayo or chocolate syrup or toenail clippings or cat hair on a hot dog. Sure, it would be disgusting and perverted, and they would be shaming themselves and their loved ones. But under our system of government, it is their right to be barbarians." -Mike Royko


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Postby Halcyon Dayz, FCD » Sun May 28, 2006 5:18 pm

As long as it ain't ketjap.
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Postby Philip » Mon May 29, 2006 8:56 am

Why would I want to put the devils sperm on my hotdogs?

Ketchup is wrong.
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Postby Ikyoto » Mon May 29, 2006 11:33 am

For those of you who don't have access to them, go find a Salen's hot dog. BEST hot dog in the known world. These don't need ANY condiment. Untill you have learned what a true hot dog is, the debate over what goes ON one is moot anyway!

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Postby Lance » Mon May 29, 2006 1:38 pm

I can agree with that. The best hot dogs, around here they are Vienna Beef, really don't need to be enhanced. They're good plain.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Mon May 29, 2006 7:17 pm

They're not related to Vienna sausages, right? 'Cuz I tried those one time and I couldn't even bring myself to force it down. Image
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Postby Lance » Mon May 29, 2006 7:19 pm

Oh FSM no. And you're much braver than I am, because I've never even worked up the nerve to try them.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Mon May 29, 2006 11:16 pm

I LOVE VIENNA SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!! THE'RE THE BESTEST!!!!!! :D :D :D
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