Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

[Lonewulf]

Yeah, but I don't like you making me feel guilty... :?

(And no, I'm not taking it seriously. "Q.E.D., loser" is not what I would say to someone seriously)

[Lance]

Yeah, but I don't like you making me feel guilty... :?

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel guilty.

I consider the ketchup on hot dog question to be about the same as feltching. I'll pass, but if it's what your're into, have a good time.

[Lonewulf]

But my hotdog ninjas have been putting ketchup in your hotdogs for a while now...

[Lance]

But my hotdog ninjas have been putting ketchup in your hotdogs for a while now...

That's just the story they've been telling you because they are embarrassed. The thick red substance you see them covered with is because my hot dog ninjas have been leaving your hot dog ninjas bruised and bloody.

[hippietrekx]

My hair rules! I found a study that proved that sex actually makes hair fluffier and shinier. wow, imagine my hair if I wasn't a virgin :P lol.

Wow. You need to put up a link to that study. In the mean time, find a female. I'll even cheer you on...

:wink:

--hippie

[Lance]

In the mean time, find a female.

Hey hippie? You're a female.

[St. Jimmy]

In the mean time, find a female.

Hey hippie? You're a female.

That is beyond wrong.

-Ducky

[Lance]

In the mean time, find a female.

Hey hippie? You're a female.

That is beyond wrong.

But she hearts you and you heart her. You could make beautiful hair together. Just don't get any stuck in your teeth.

[Мастер]

OK, if any parents or other relatives show up with shotguns, it's LANCE, L-A-N-C-E, you're looking for, not KOS...

[Lonewulf]

I'm an innocent bystander.

That reanimates dead tissue and yells at people.

But I'm still innocent!

[hippietrekx]

Ok, but when I said "find a female" I actually meant find one. He can't find me because he knows where I am, and that would just be picking me up or soemthing.

See, word choice is everything.

And the bad thing is he has gotten my hair stuck on his braces. For some reason, he just started to chew on it one day at lunch. He said it tasted good, but it was a lie. I should know. I started to chew on my own hair...

Weird stuff goes on around this town, I just noticed...

--hippie

[Мастер]

And the bad thing is he has gotten my hair stuck on his braces.

At the time, was he also wiring a nine-volt battery up to his braces?

[hippietrekx]

And the bad thing is he has gotten my hair stuck on his braces.

At the time, was he also wiring a nine-volt battery up to his braces?

No, but later that day, I tried to electorcute him with an electric starter off of an old grill.

I used to electrocute myself with my braces. If you got the circuit completed through just the right teeth, you could see flashing lights and you'd drool a lot! I kinda miss my braces now. Oh, wait. I still have that grill-zapper, as I call it.

--hippie

[woowoo]

the illuminati have sunk so low, as to include "catsup",

woowoo;
This debate is about ketchup, not catsup. The last person to bring up "catsup" here suffered horribly for doing so. Do you wish the same fate to befall you?

Unfortunately, I suffer no masochistic tendancies what so ever, so I'm afraid I'll have to pass on your generous offer.

[St. Jimmy]

OK, if any parents or other relatives show up with shotguns, it's LANCE, L-A-N-C-E, you're looking for, not KOS...

My dad actually reads nearly everything I've posted on here, and that you guys have posted. He just laughs and calls you guys stupid, and then says I am weird. He then follows by going outside to smoke a cigarette. But, hippie's dad......I think he would come after people with a shotgun. I would be the second gone....Lance would be first. Or I could be wrong.

hippie does your dad even leave his chair for anything other than food, drink, bathroom, and to go to bed? I wonder what he would say if he read some of the stuff we post on here.......

-Paranoid

[Lance]

Hey St. Jimmy;

It looks like you're avatar is getting stolen again...

[hippietrekx]

hippie does your dad even leave his chair for anything other than food, drink, bathroom, and to go to bed? I wonder what he would say if he read some of the stuff we post on here.......

-Paranoid

Ok, sometimes he just sleeps in his chair. Right now, he's reading about snowmobiles in his chair on the laptop. He sends me to get him coffee. So, he only needs to leave his chair for food and bathroom.

If he read some of the stuff we post on here, he'd say I was just nutty. Then again, I am Dom, the honor-roll student who has never been in trouble, and therefore Dad is never on my computer. And he dosen't read over my shoulder like most people would. Yeah, see when you're nto stupid, you don't get monitored. Cool, eh?

--hippie

P.S. Just because my dad dosen't move that often dosen't mean he couldn't get one of the shotguns off of the gun rack in less than three seconds and be making your brains hit pavement...

[Lance]

Yeah, see when you're nto stupid, you don't get monitored.

[pmcolt]

Ok, sometimes he just sleeps in his chair. Right now, he's reading about snowmobiles in his chair on the laptop. He sends me to get him coffee. So, he only needs to leave his chair for food and bathroom.

Now that's inefficiency. If he'd just sit in the bathroom reading about snowmobiles, he'd only have to leave for food.

[hippietrekx]

Yeah, see when you're nto stupid, you don't get monitored.

Irony is great. Even when it's at my expense.

Hey, pmcolt, I'm surprised he dosen't have me bring him his food, too. Wait, no I'm not. If I made food he'd certainly be dead. I swear, one day I'll have to make enough money to buy a Portuguese woman to be my chef.

--hippie

[St. Jimmy]

It looks like you're avatar is getting stolen again...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!! Stupid monkeys.....

I swear, one day I'll have to make enough money to buy a Portuguese woman to be my chef.

Wait! I thought I was going to be your chef as my second job because obviously being a hairstylist or writer isn't going to get me near enough money to pay bills and stuff. I'm never making you cookies again!
ICH HAST DU!!! Now I am going to end up coming back to live at home when I get older.

-St. Jimmy, B.O.R.

[Мастер]

ICH HAST DU!!!

Perhaps what you meant to write was, ICH HASSE DICH!!!

[Halcyon Dayz, FCD]

Germans are more formal than that. :wink:

A well bred kid would never call an adult Du.

[hippietrekx]

It looks like you're avatar is getting stolen again...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!! Stupid monkeys.....

I swear, one day I'll have to make enough money to buy a Portuguese woman to be my chef.

Wait! I thought I was going to be your chef as my second job because obviously being a hairstylist or writer isn't going to get me near enough money to pay bills and stuff. I'm never making you cookies again!
ICH HAST DU!!! Now I am going to end up coming back to live at home when I get older.

-St. Jimmy, B.O.R.

...You mean... you're not a Portuguese woman? :P You'll never have to live at home again. You can live in my closet next to the nearly twenty empty shoe-boxes or something. I heart you, and I'm evilly cool like that. Like that time my dad asked if you were living in the closet under the stairs... Have I told you about that?

--hippie

P.S. Hey, Halcyon, who said Jimmy was well bred?

[St. Jimmy]

hippie you haven't told me about the closet under your stair and what your dad said. What did he say?