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by **Dragon Star** » Mon May 29, 2006 11:17 pm

Your going to die at the age of 18 from ingesting absolute crap.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:45 am

Lance wrote:you're much braver than I am

Not really - I just didn't know at the time what I was getting into. :D

Dragon Star wrote:Your going to die at the age of 18 from ingesting absolute crap.

I'd say they're closer to puke but hey, either way...

by **teri tait** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:55 am

I have to agree, Vienna Sausages are disturbing, although I have eaten them. I like 'em every now and then. I happen to love deviled ham though which is another creepy kind of canned meat :)

by **Cyndi** » Tue May 30, 2006 8:26 am

teri tait wrote: I have to agree, Vienna Sausages are disturbing...

ALL Sausages are disturbing - in my book.

:oops:

Or is it closer to... :glp-yak:

by **Ikyoto** » Tue May 30, 2006 10:34 am

Should I bring up now that I've had roast tarantula?

by **Lance** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:47 pm

But at least you knew what you were getting yourself into. With sausages, you take a gamble with every bite.

by **MM_Dandy** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:31 pm

Cyndi wrote:
teri tait wrote: I have to agree, Vienna Sausages are disturbing...

ALL Sausages are disturbing - in my book.

Or is it closer to...

Well, I think I'd eat a sausage before I'd eat haggis, despite all of Lance's reassurances. It just seems to me that that's one dish no amount of ketchup will ever save. :P

Edit: It just occured to me that I may have taken Cyndi's use of the word sausage out of context. If that's the case, all I have to say is: "Check, please!"

by **Dragon Star** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:36 pm

Well, is salami a sausage?

by **MM_Dandy** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:47 pm

Dragon Star wrote:Well, is salami a sausage?

Yes. (check it out, edible mold!)
Edited to add:

Oscar Mayer salame, made in the United States, lists as its first ingredient "mechanically separated chicken;" other major ingredients are beef hearts, pork, water and corn syrup.

Yum.

But the question really is: would you put ketchup on salami?

by **Dragon Star** » Tue May 30, 2006 4:50 pm

In that case I do like sausage then, that stuff is delicious on a sandwich.

by **Lance** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:29 pm

I think if people actually knew what they were eating most of the time, there would be far fewer obese people.

I switched to a much healthier diet a while back and still can't lose weight. Yup, it doesn't help when you can eat 3lbs. of healty food at a crack.

by **Philip** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:40 pm

Ah, Deutschland, the spiritual home of sausages......... I order mine from HERE. I'm salivating just thinking about them...

by **Doe, John** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:52 pm

Pepperoni is a sausage too. I can't live without pepperoni on my pizza.

When I was in Boy Scouts we always took vienna sausages and saltine crackers on camping trips. I watched people stuff their faces with that revolting mixture while sitting around a campfire on far too many weekends.

by **Enzo** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:47 am

Pizza is better without pepperoni.

Salami is bad breath in cylindrical form.

ANd ketchup is an affront to the humble tomato. If anything ever needed to hide its flavor, then dumping ketchup on it will solve the problem. The only reason we tolerate ketchup is that it serves as the base for cocktail sauce for shrimp. Dump enough horseradiish, worcestrshire, and tabasco in it, and it becomes almost palatable.

Only thing worse than ketchup is A1 steak sauce.

by **Dragon Star** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:49 am

Enzo wrote:Pizza is better without pepperoni.

Salami is bad breath in cylindrical form.

ANd ketchup is an affront to the humble tomato. If anything ever needed to hide its flavor, then dumping ketchup on it will solve the problem. The only reason we tolerate ketchup is that it serves as the base for cocktail sauce for shrimp. Dump enough horseradiish, worcestrshire, and tabasco in it, and it becomes almost palatable.

Only thing worse than ketchup is A1 steak sauce.

You need to be taken out back and shot, you bastard. :x

by **Enzo** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:02 am

SHoot if you must
This old gray head
But ketchup on food?
I'd rather be dead

by **umop ap!sdn** » Wed May 31, 2006 4:56 am

Enzo wrote:Salami is bad breath in cylindrical form.

Agreed! Pepperoni is only a little better (I actually have come to like pepperoni on pizza though because it gets all cooked & crispy).

Only thing worse than ketchup is A1 steak sauce.

Tell me you don't mean that. :shock:

:P

by **Enzo** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:44 am

If I dump A1 on a piece of meat, I'll be damned if I can taste what sort of meat it might be. probably can eliminate tuna, but mammal flesh? Nah. SOmeone dumps that stuff on something I cooked, and I will send it home with them in a to go bag. They can dine in peace with the ketchup hot doggers.

I might soften on the pepperoni if it is cooked into submission. Most anything is OK burnt.

by **Enzo** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:51 am

This is fun: keep a straight face and ask for ketchup next time you are in a sushi bar and watch the blank stares. When our kid was about 10 we would have him ask, they never even considered it might be a joke then. They bit every time.

One place we used to frequent, the proprietor thought it was so funny, whenever he got a new waitress he made sure to give her our table so we could spring it on her.. Waitress would go off to the kitchen looking for non-existant ketchup, and a moment later howls of laughter would come rolling out of the back. Then the proprieter would proclaim to the waitress that she had now been "bressed" by the experience.

Ketchup - ask for it by name.

Yeah, that's the crap you have to put up with to get a fat tip.

by **Lance** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:59 pm

Dragon Star wrote:
Enzo wrote:Only thing worse than ketchup is A1 steak sauce.

You need to be taken out back and shot, you bastard. :x

For what? Speaking the truth? You're beginning to sound like GLP now.

by **Мастер** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:01 pm

Enzo wrote:Only thing worse than ketchup is A1 steak sauce.

There are many, many things worse than ketchup, and there is a shop in my town that has many of them...

by **Lance** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:09 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:There are many, many things worse than ketchup, and there is a shop in my town that has many of them...

Is it a shop similar to The Mustard Museum of Mount Horeb, Wisconsin?

I have been to this place and it is a Shrine to All Things Mustard and Hot Sauce, the alter of which I worshiped at intensely. I'm a real big fan of hot sauce and generally have a dozen different kinds on hand at any one time. Heck, I used to keep close to two dozen different mustards around, too.

But there is only one kind of ketchup. How sad it must be, to be ketchup.

by **Мастер** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:13 pm

Lance wrote:Is it a shop similar to The Mustard Museum of Mount Horeb, Wisconsin?

Well, I was referring to the local Asian food market.

by **Lance** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:22 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Well, I was referring to the local Asian food market.

Ah yes. I understand now.

"mmm, now that's a good bat"

by **Dragon Star** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:34 pm

Lance wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:
Enzo wrote:Only thing worse than ketchup is A1 steak sauce.

You need to be taken out back and shot, you bastard. :x

For what? Speaking the truth? You're beginning to sound like GLP now.

Oh lighten up, you know I was joking. :)

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