Illuminati-R-Us

Missed this yesterday, so no lucky shirt.

Union Waffle-Sprouts 2 - 0 Rangers

Played 11, won 4, drawn 3, lost 4.

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 1 - 1 Karlsruher SC

Not getting anywhere,
Played 12, won 4, drawn 4, lost 4.

Arnebburg derby against Union this afternoon. It's not that I've placed a bet, but...

One down at the half. No surprises.

FC Union Berlin 3 - 1 Hertha BSC

Played 13, Won 4, Drawn 4, Lost 5

Ah, situation normal for Hertha. Losing to your wee brother must hurt.

Rangers 2 - 0 Killie

Played 14, won 5, drawn 4, lost 5.

Ross County 1 - 3 Celtic

They scored in the 84th and 94th minutes, so that's a pain.

Played 15, won 5, drawn 4, lost 6.

Aye, it was looking good for a while.

Second leg against Union Waffle-Sprouts, looking sketchy until we got a penalty just before half time. One nil on the night, still a goal down on aggregate. This is doable.

Two, our new striker wanged a rebound in. Plenty of time.

THREE!

Get it up ye, beer brewing surrender monkeys!

Played 16, won 6, drawn 4, lost 6.

Our best player Malik Tillman apparently is a product of the Fürth youth system. Thanks!

You're most welcome. Fürth are renowned for producing good players, we had two who went on to pöax in the national team in the last 20 y. Not too bad for a 2nd Leaguer.

Hertha one up against Rangers-vanquishing and Euro-League winning Frankfurt. Dare we hope?

Hertha BSC 1 - 1 SG Eintracht Frankfurt

A draw we earned in the end, even though we pissed away a few chances. In the last minute, the ref had already given Frankfurt a penalty, but very, very luckily for us, took it back after studying the video for somthing like ten minutes. Frankfurt was fuming, but they wouldn't have deserved more.

Played 17, won 6, drawn 5, lost 6.

Fürth goalless in Düsseldorf after half an hour. I guess that's good news.

Wow. Our goalie saved a penalty, AND we scored. Are we trying to, like, WIN?

1-1, 2-1 for D'Dorf, 2-2 after a penalty - ten minutes from time...

St Mirren 1 - 0 Ross County

Still no points in the league for us.

Played 18, won 6, drawn 5, lost 7.

Fortuna Düsseldorf 95 2 - 2 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

Played 19, won 6, drawn 6, lost 7.

Rangers 4 - 0 Some Twat Slappers

Played 20, won 7, drawn 6, lost 7.

We play a factory team tonight in the last round before the group stages. Plenty of potential for a slip up.

Half an hour gone, nothing each. We’re doing ok.

And then we weren’t, but now we are again. One all at the half.

We gave away two softish goals, but they’re keeper gave away one with a howler. Two all.

Played 21, sevens across the board.

Points at last.

Ross County 1 - 0 Somebody Else (Kilmarnock?)

Played 22, won 8, drawn 7, lost 7.

None here.

Borussia M'gladbach 1 -0 Hertha BCBCBB

Played 23, won 8, drawn 7, lost 8