What sports teams do you support?

[Heid the Ba]

In seven of our last ten games we have gone two goals down. Defence? What's that? At half time we were two down with a man sent off. 90+6 we got the equaliser. Draws feel like wins these days.

Sheepshaggers 2 - 2 Rangers

Played 157, won 67, drawn 35, lost 55.

[Lianachan]

Nuts. We've been handed difficult fixtures for our last 5 games too, so I think the best we can hope for now is rhe play-off position.

Paisley Park 3 - 2 Ross County

Played 158, won 67, drawn 35, lost 56.

[Arneb]

So, Germany leaves the CL - hold up IRU's beacon, Frank'n'furt and Rangers

[Heid the Ba]

BasquoDago nil, Rangers nil 30 minutes in. We’re doing our thing where we negate everything and nick a late goal.

[Arneb]

Meanwhile, Frank'n'furt are one down against To'nim by a dodgy penaöty shortly before the half.

[Heid the Ba]

Two nil at the end, that’s our season over.

Played 159, won 67, drawn 35, lost 57.

[Arneb]

Frankfurt out, too. I mean, it's the third of the Bundesliga against the 15th of the Premier League, what else do you expect?

[Arneb]

Karlsruher SC 1 - 0 SpVgg Greuther Fürth
SSV Ulm 2 - 3 Hertha BSC

Played 161, won 68, drawn 35, lost 58

Greuther aren't in acute danger of relegation, 7 points up with.four matches to go, but we have bad karma against us, having lost 4 out of the last 5 matches. Then again, the teams further down arent't exactly in an updraft either. Hertha seem to be all but safe now, 11 points above the playoff spot with four.matches to go.

[Heid the Ba]

The season seems to be petering out, which isn’t the worst.

[Lianachan]

The season seems to be petering out, which isn’t the worst.

Ah, but Ross County have.... err, we... err.... Yeah. Although "the worst" is still in our likely outcomes.

[Arneb]

Hertha and Greuther both enter the home stretch of the season tonight. Greuther can put relegation angst behind them entertaining Ulm in a six-pointer, while Hertha could throw a wrench in the promotion race with a good performance against third-placed Magdeburg. East Germany's only ever European Champion (Cup winner's Cup, 1974) is coming back up from very dark places in the lower leagues in order to take her place in the Bundesliga élite. But they have to get past Auld Auntie with her pointy umbrella and blue-white blouse to do it, inside Atze's Olympic Stadium, no less.

[Arneb]

Yeah, coulda woulda shoulda.

Hertha 1 - 1 Magdeburg
Greuther 0 - 1 Ulm

Played 163, won 68, drawn 36, lost 59

[Heid the Ba]

Fuck me, we couldn’t beat a carpet.

Some fucks 2 - 2 Us

Played 164, won 68, drawn 37, lost 59

[Lianachan]

We certainly picked a great time of the season for our form to totally collapse, 5 games in a row lost. 4 games left, now in the relegation play-off spot. Can't see us picking up a single point in the remaining matches.

Kilmarnock 2 - 0 RCC

Played 165, won 68, drawn 37, lost 60.

[Heid the Ba]

That sucks, you were doing ok for a while. So much for the season petering out.

[Arneb]

All our teams seem to be faltering at the moment. Where is global domination when you need it?

[Arneb]

I've got a feeling I have to bring up this fun fact here: Did y'all know that of the 12 people who've won the English Premier League as manager, none are English?

The ones I knew off the top of my head were Ferguson, Wenger, Pep, Dirty Mou, Kloppo and Slot. Maybe I could have got to Ancelotti without help. But Ranieri, Conte, Dalglish, Mancini and Pellegrini were beyond my pay grade.

[Heid the Ba]

I knew no English manager had won it, I could probably have got half of them.

[Lianachan]

RCC 1 - 3 Hearts

6 games in a row lost. 3 games left.

Played 166, won 68, drawn 37, lost 61.

[Arneb]

Continental IrU derby tomorrow, so no further boost for the count.

[Arneb]

Unusually for me, I find myself supporting Greuther over Auld Auntie, as this would mean both are safe. The team in 16th, Preußen Münster, pulled off a big one on Friday, beating Magdeburg 5-0 in an away match. Had Magdeburg played to standard, everything would be fine.

[Arneb]

Of course, that means we are now Hertha 1 - 0 SpVgg

[Arneb]

And there it remains at the end of the game.

Played 168, won 69, drawn 37, lost 62

Hertha are on their way to midtable mediocrity once more, while it's getting iffy for Greuther: 3 points above the playoff spot, 6 above direct relegation, with a monster program in the last two matches: Away to Hannover, who are vaguely hoping for the prootion relegation spot, and at home to the leader of the pack, Hamburg. Ironically, Hamburg AND Hertha can lend Greuther a helping hand next week by beating the exact teams in 16th and 17th place, Münster and Ulm. Hertha being Hertha, I have a feeling how that is going to turn out.

[Heid the Ba]

Yes, we all know how that will go.

Rangers 1 - 1 Those Scum

One up at half time, they equalised. We have now gone seven home games without a win. On a lighter note, yes that is a Buckfast bottle, and yes, I have seen someone drink that at/for breakfast.
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Played 169, won 69, drawn 38, lost 62

[Arneb]

Yes, we all know how that will go.

Yes, didn't we?

SC Preußen Münster 2 - 0 Hertha BSC

Played 170, won 69, drawn 38, lost 63

I can't stand this bunch of idiots any more. Thanks to their refusal to work, Greuther are now zero points amd five goals above the releagation playoff spot and, given their hefty schedule in the last two games, could even get relegated directly.