What sports teams do you support?

[Heid the Ba]

That is amazing.

Rangers 0 - 2 Istanturko, Rangers through on penalties. Fuck it, I'm claiming this as a win. Mourinho is a worthless, whiny fuck.

Played 139, won 61, drawn 29, lost 49

[Arneb]

Not that we didn't know this about Mourinho, but sure, it was a win nonetheless.

Hertha away to Braunschweig, in a grass-grubber 6-point relegation fight, which I am afraid, Auld Auntie won't accept because she is made of better stuff and doesn't want to get her nice blouse dirty. Greuther away to the Frankenderby tomorrow, and it doesn't look good. Nürnberg have shed some of their loser attitude since Miroslav Klose became the new manager. Y'all remember Miro Klose right?

[Heid the Ba]

Oh we remember him. Old Firm Derby today, so that's a loss.

[Lianachan]

Speaking of losses:

Embra Car Rental 2 - 0 RCC

Played 140, won 61, drawn 29, lost 50.

[Heid the Ba]

What do I know, two up after 37 minutes, they got two back to level it, then we got an 88th minute winner. Get it up ye. There's talk of us getting bought by the 49ers owners, which would be ok, but there is also talk of Mourinho as manager which would be a shitshow.

Played 141, won 62, drawn 29, lost 50.

[Arneb]

Balanced sheet from here as well:
Deä Glubb 3 - 0 Däi Graider

Braunschweig 1 - 5 Auld Auntie

Played 143, won 63, drawn 29, lost 51

The win puts a bit of distance between us and the relegation spot (6), hopefully giving the team some calm.

[Arneb]

Balanced sheet from here as well:
Deä Glubb 3 - 0 Däi Graider

Braunschweig 1 - 5 Auld Auntie

Played 143, won 63, drawn 29, lost 51

The win puts a bit of distance between us and the relegation spot (6), hopefully giving the team some calm.

[Arneb]

Italy 1 - 2 Germany

in the Nations League quarterfinal, first leg.

That was nice. The Italians made us dance and run in the first half, then Nagelsmann made two substitutions, and it was Kimmig with a centre cross, header, goal twice (the second one off a corner). Ahhh, the simple things.

Played 144, won 64, drawn 29, lost 51

[Arneb]

Germany 3 - 3 Italy

Our best half since 2014 followed by one of the wurst. We still served them Pizza Endstazione and go through on aggregate (against the DDD and his DDDs). Our first semi, at anything, in 8 seasons. That was a long, dark teatime of the soul.

Played 145, won 64, drawn 30, lost 51

P.S. Btw, the 2-0 is Kacktor des Jahrhunderts material, being scored against the Italian Monsters of Defence.

Here's the proof, starting 40 s into the video.

[Arneb]

Hertha BSC 3 - 1 Karlsruher SC

9 pts above relegation land, but the lead could still shringk aback to six.

Greuther entertaining Schalke tomorrow.


Played 146, won 65, drawn 30, lost 51

[Arneb]

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 3 - 3 FC Schalke 04

Squandering a 3 - 1 lead with the last shot of the game. Fuck.

Played 147, won 65, drawn 31, lost 51

[Lianachan]

Listened to this one in the car on the way home from a splendid visit to Heidistsan! Unfortunately it was....

Ross County 0 - 1 The Arabs

Beaten fair and square, which is unusual for that lot when the beat us. Usually help from referees who hate the A9.

Played 148, won 65, drawn 31, lost 52.

[Heid the Ba]

Yes, a very pleasant visit including a comedy show about testicular cancer.

The Other Dundee 3 - 4 Rangers

We shipped stupid goals and needed a 173rd minute winner. Three points, but a very sketchy three points.

Played 149, won 66, drawn 31, lost 52.

[Arneb]

This is going to be a dark weekend.

SV Darmstadt 98 1 - 0 SpVgg Greuther Fürth.

Played 150, won 66, drawn 31, lost 53.

And Auld Auntie in for a thrashing tonight away to top-of-the-League Cologne.

Hamburger SV trounced deä Glubb 3-0, touring. Not a comfortable situation for the in-law family, but we're sort of safe from the fallout here in remote Arnebstan, what with our two little fuckup teams.

[Heid the Ba]

We're ups against the Leith Soapdodgers later and RCC at home in a local Derby . . .

[Heid the Ba]

Fifth home loss in a row. In that time we've won away at Celtic and Fenerbahce so fuck knows what's going on.

Played 151, won 66, drawn 31, lost 54.

[Arneb]

Well, you never know with Auld Auntie. The old thing can pack a punch when she's in the mood.

1. FC Köln 0 -1 Hertha BSC

8 pts. off the relegation zone, phew.

Played 152, won 67, drawn 31, lost 54.

[Мастер]

At the Sevens.

Private corporate box. Tickets about S$900, I paid nothing.

Free food, free flow beer and wine.

Working hard to make sure my benefactor gets his money’s worth.

[Lianachan]

Nuts

Ross County 0 - 1 Aberdeen

Played 153, won 67, drawn 31, lost 55.

[Heid the Ba]

At the Sevens.

Private corporate box. Tickets about S$900, I paid nothing.

Free food, free flow beer and wine.

Working hard to make sure my benefactor gets his money’s worth.

Good work fella.

[Heid the Ba]

Centre back sent off after 13 minutes, nil nil at half time. Half way there in a shit show at home to BasquoDago Bilbao who should put five past us.

[Heid the Ba]

Twelve minutes extra time, the last few with nine men as one was stretchered off and still nil nil. We'll get a hiding in the second leg and go out but tonight we celebrate!

Rangers 0 - 0 BasquoDago

Played 154, won 67, drawn 32, lost 55.

[Arneb]

At least you are somewhat likely to have as Scottish team in any European Cup semi. Germany, however...

[Arneb]

Far away from any European cups,

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 1 - 1 1. FC Köln

Not too shabby considering Cologne are a hot promotion contender, and we have just prevented them taking back the top of the table. 35 points now, as much as Hertha who still have a shot at winning at home to Darmstadt tomorrow.

Played 155, won 67, drawn 33, lost 55.

[Arneb]

Yeah, we could have made progress, but Hertha

Auld Auntie 1 - 1 Guttown

J.F. Christ, only 9 pts. above the bar with 5 games to go, and nos. 16 and 18 still have a game in hand.

Played 156, won 67, drawn 34, lost 55.