Illuminati-R-Us

I really hope this is genuine.

Sign is dumb. Coyotes are typically diurnal.

Do they regularly put up signs saying "Free Bird Seed", or launch themselves from giant catapults? I recall seeing a documentary about the hunting process of one especially hungry coyote which suggested that such behaviour is pretty routine.

I have seen coyotes a number of times, including when I lived near the big park down the street from Llance. However, I have never seen them engaged in any of these behaviours.

How about when they go over the edge, but just hang there, and then they fall, do you call the ambulance then?

I can't believe that joke was lost on you guys. Youngsters!

Err.... No. not lost on me at all. Just wondering if that was a genuine display of police humour.

It looks like the sort of sign the wife and I might hang around the home here... And then get a cease and desist visit from the manager.

If the wife and I see a sign like "Free Bird Seed", we look at each other, raise our fists, and say " Free Birdseed NOW."

Free range chickens NOW!

Coyote detonating explosives or TNT

Leave it to cops to decide that TNT isn't an explosive.