Women vs. Men: Grocery Shopping

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Women vs. Men: Grocery Shopping

Postby Lance » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:45 pm

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Re: Women vs. Men: Grocery Shopping

Postby Enzo » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:50 pm

Wahoo!


Some comedian, I think Jeff Altman, but who knows, once said, here is the difference between men and women.

You go to someone's home for dinner and eat a steak. You ask, "Say, where did you get this meat?"

The man will say, "We bought it at Joe's meat market."

The woman will say, "Why, what is wrong with it?"
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Re: Women vs. Men: Grocery Shopping

Postby Lance » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:15 pm

Enzo wrote:Some comedian, I think Jeff Altman, but who knows, once said, here is the difference between men and women.

You go to someone's home for dinner and eat a steak. You ask, "Say, where did you get this meat?"

The man will say, "We bought it at Joe's meat market."

The woman will say, "Why, what is wrong with it?"

That's so true.
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Re: Women vs. Men: Grocery Shopping

Postby tubeswell » Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:53 am

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Re: Women vs. Men: Grocery Shopping

Postby Lianachan » Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:48 pm

Outfuckingstanding!
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