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Happy Treason Day

Postby Lance » Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:16 pm

I must admit, this amused me a great deal.

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Re: Happy Treason Day

Postby tubeswell » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:13 am

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: Happy Treason Day

Postby Enzo » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:13 pm

One of my favorite little juvenile jokes:

Do they have the fourth of July in England?


Why yes, it is the day after the third.
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Re: Happy Treason Day

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:10 pm

Bravo Llance, I like that.
Get it up ye.
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