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A Study of Curves

Postby Lance » Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:38 am

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Re: A Study of Curves

Postby Heid the Ba » Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:10 pm

My mate who is an engineer has never worked out why the most streamlined bodies offer the greatest resistance . . .
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Re: A Study of Curves

Postby Arneb » Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:46 pm

^^That'S, the ratio, plus or minus a few leaning both ways.
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Re: A Study of Curves

Postby Enzo » Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:16 am

I prefer looking at women who have that certain je sais quoi.
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Re: A Study of Curves

Postby Enzo » Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:18 am

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Re: A Study of Curves

Postby wring » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:49 am

Enzo wrote:I prefer looking at women who have that certain je sais quoi.

the phrase is "je ne sais quoi" (phonetically written - it's been several decades since I spoke/wrote French)
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Re: A Study of Curves

Postby Lance » Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:14 pm

wring wrote:
Enzo wrote:I prefer looking at women who have that certain je sais quoi.

the phrase is "je ne sais quoi" (phonetically written - it's been several decades since I spoke/wrote French)

You got it right!
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Re: A Study of Curves

Postby Enzo » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:25 pm

No dear, I got it correct. I prefer looking at women who have that certain I do know what.

Je ne sais quoi is the other way. For guys who don't know what.
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Re: A Study of Curves

Postby Lianachan » Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:29 pm

Enzo wrote:No dear, I got it correct. I prefer looking at women who have that certain I do know what.


If it's any consolation, I got that (and laughed).
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Re: A Study of Curves

Postby Enzo » Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:49 am

Thank you. Wring needs her ass kicked.
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