A guy went to a casino and lost all the money he had, $10 000.
Cursing because of the situation, he goes to a taxi driver and asks: "I have lost all my money, please give me a ride back home for free."
"Fuck off, no money, no ride." says the cabby.
The next day the guy comes to casino again and this time he successfully won all the money back and $10 000 extra.
He goes out of the casino happily and sees five taxis, and the last car is the one which refused to give a ride for free yesterday.
He goes to the first taxi and says: "Will you take me home for $100?"
"Sure!" says the cabby.
"But when we get there, you'll have to give me a blow-job as well"
"Fuck off, man" says the angry cabby.
The guy goes to the next three cabs and repeats the request. Finally he goes to the last taxi driver, who refused to help a day ago, and says: "Will you take me home for $100?"
"Sure!" the cabby happily says.
"Deal, but you have to pass the other four taxi drivers very, very slowly."
Call me a cab...
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Call me a cab...
by Lance » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:38 am
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