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Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:17 pm
by Lianachan
Save money on sex-lines by phoning up the Samaritans and threatening to kill yourself unless they talk dirty.

Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:27 pm
by Lianachan
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:31 pm
by Lianachan
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:07 pm
by Lianachan
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Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:53 am
by Enzo
What is a Zebra?

The largest size...

Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:14 pm
by Lianachan
A ladder turned upside-down can be used for climbing down off things.

Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:57 pm
by Lianachan
MOURNERS. Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. “Sombre”, while only 2 letters away from “sombrero”, is a world apart in tone.

Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:44 pm
by Lianachan
Convince neighbours that you are a highly sought after violin teacher by putting a sign in your garden that says “Violin lessons: Sorry, no vacancies”.

Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 6:50 pm
by Arneb
I need help with a difficult football quiz. Which English football international is putting his mark on the Bundesliga right now?
a) Cy Clone
b) Thor Nejdo
c) Harry Kane

Anyone?

Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 8:59 pm
by Richard A
LOL I wouldn't have thought that Germany, even Bayern Munich, was an obvious place for him to spend the next phase of his career, but hey!

Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:16 pm
by Arneb
Let's see what he wins with them. He is extremely strong. And Germany offers a few days off over Christmas and the New Year. So there is that.

Re: Viz Letters

PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:58 pm
by Heid the Ba
Why do Americans fish with guns?
So they can get the whole school . . .