http://www.engrish.com.
Some samples:
Engrish
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Engrish
by Lianachan » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:49 pm
A very amusing website, featuring signs, products, instructions, etc, from (mainly) Japan and China.
http://www.engrish.com.
Some samples:
http://www.engrish.com.
Some samples:
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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Re: Engrish
by Мастер » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:57 pm
I'll have to see whether I have a photo of the sign in the park in Xiamen, with a picture of someone throwing rubbish on the ground, the big red circle and slash, and the caption, "No Tossing" :)
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Re: Engrish
by tubeswell » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:08 pm
Yep there's been a few of those floating around over the years.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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Re: Engrish
by Lianachan » Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:04 pm
Sounds lovely.
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Re: Engrish
by Lance » Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:02 pm
lol
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Re: Engrish
by Enzo » Thu Aug 11, 2016 3:50 am
I just took a big bite of Hostess Hoho, and saw that. I almost choked. At least it didn;t come out my nose.
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Re: Engrish
by Arneb » Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:10 am
"Cunt examination" is what threw me.
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Re: Engrish
by Heid the Ba » Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:50 am
There was a gynaecologist in Dumfries who got into trouble when he was giving a talk to The Guild (a women's church group) and mentioned that his wife didn't mind his job as long as he didn't look up any old girlfriends.
Get it up ye.
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Re: Engrish
by Lianachan » Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:56 am
Heid the Ba' wrote:There was a gynaecologist in Dumfries who got into trouble when he was giving a talk to The Guild (a women's church group) and mentioned that his wife didn't mind his job as long as he didn't look up any old girlfriends.
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Re: Engrish
by Heid the Ba » Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:22 am
It was a great joke for some circumstances, but unfortunately the Kirk wifies complained.
Get it up ye.
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Re: Engrish
by Lance » Thu Aug 11, 2016 6:20 pm
Arneb wrote:"Cunt examination"
Yes doctor? Did you call me? Happy to help.
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