Illuminati-R-Us

The ultimate rustic girl charmers, Boys 'n the woods.

Pugilistic hippies: Country Joe and the Fist

Sculptors turned electro musician: Carved Werk

Shit guitarist: Eric Crapton

All that makeup can't hide what they're doing - Piss

Arg, it was me, and not even that long ago.

I pulled up a Google of "Band Names", and ran down them until I thought of something good. Probably the same thing I did then.

Although the list I found includes "Butthole Surfers", which sounds ruined without changing any letters.

Have I done this before?

Sixties mod band, objectified: The Whom

Trouble at the coffee supply shop: Rage Against the Machina

I think I only noticed because it was so recent.

Close to home, Slavic guitar combo: The Serf Daddies.

Girl band that's had some ups and downs: The Po Gos

Amsterdam progressive rock band from the late 60s starts playing gardening music: Ficus

Girl Power springs form accessorised leather: The Spike Girls

Liverpudlians look eastward: Frankie Goes to Bollywood

Not the brightest, are they: The Pussycat Dolts

They're really cleaning up: The Hoovers

The roads department hasn't been doing their maintenance properly: The Backstreet Bogs

All in the family: Adam and the Aunts

English band runs for office in the US: Supertrump

Too young to be performing: The Four Tots

Looking for the lawbreakers: The Four Cops

Мастер wrote:Not the brightest, are they: The Pussycat Dolts

And that hard rock guy, Meat Oaf, is none the smarter.

Always good for a nifty joke, Irony Maiden

Sad songs of sectarian strife, Norn Iron Maiden

Cindy Morgan is Tron Maiden!

And Young Anakin Skaywalker's one facial expression is Iron Hayden.