Illuminati-R-Us

People who decide to help me out and push the button for "my" floor when I enter the lift at work. I do go to other floors sometimes.

Adam Sandler movies.

People who feel they absolutely must leave 500 meters distance to the car in front of them, even if traffic is moving so slowly that people with walkers are passing them.

People who sit there and count to three - or something - before moving when the light turns green.



There is a center lane for left turns. People who are turning left slow down and come almost to a stop in the traffic lane and then edge over into the turn lane at the last possible moment instead of pulling into the turn lane to slow down.

People who apparently try to kiss my rear bumper in ordr to tell me I ought to move over to the right lane PDQ - all happening at a leisurely 130 mph on the Autobahn...

Well that's what you get for driving 130mph on the Autobahn instead of whatever that is in kilometers.

Arneb wrote:People who apparently try to kiss my rear bumper in ordr to tell me I ought to move over to the right lane PDQ - all happening at a leisurely 130 mph on the Autobahn...

Kissing rear bumpers in North America is completely pointless, it will never result in someone moving over into the right lane. Nothing will. Which is my pet peeve.

SOmewhere I have a cartoon I cut out. It is a stream of cars back to infinity, all are M Benz, BMW, Porsche, etc, all waving their fists out the window at the driver in front of them. All are in the inside lane, bumper to bumper. One lone tiny economy car is blithely motoring past them all in the outside lane, its occupants giving a puzzled look at the cars they are passing. The caption is something to the effect "Autobahn drivers exercising their birthright to the inside lane."

men who feel the need to assert their masculinity into every conversation

Superiors giving you shit just for the fun of it.

People who stand 10 feet behind the customer at the cash register, and then get mad when you "cut" in line.

people who stand too close to me at the cahsier, and then start fighting with the guy behind them.

People who are mean just because they can be.

People who walk on the extreme right edge of the bicycle path, with a long leash attached to a dog, which walks on the extreme left edge of the bicycle path.

Mactep's current AV, that must be him riding his bike while watching out bikers and dogs. :D

Superluminal wrote:Mactep's current AV, that must be him riding his bike while watching out bikers and dogs. :D

People who don't know about The Toecutter.

people who cut their toenails in front of me

people who don't cut their toenails or fingernails at all.

Strangers who call for free tax advice. {Which I always give them }

Since your'e givin out free advice on tax's: Would it be legal... No wait, your'e Canadian, your advice would get me locked up down here.

That's why the advice is free.

people who can't give real critiques of art

people who do not think the "art" of Henry Moore sucks.

People ... PERIOD.

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KLA2 wrote: the "art" of Henry Moore

Googled it. Cool stuff.
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