by Arneb » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:32 pm
I'll flush your stomach.
I'll purge your guts (with Glauber salt and coal, mind you!).
I'll ventilate your lung.
I'll assist your circulation.
I'll dialyze your blood.
I'll monitor your sleep.
I'll cheer your waking up.
I'll stroke your hair.
I'll absorb your sorrows.
Seriously, I will.
I'll cite you the Town Musicians of Bremen: Etwas Besseres als den Tod findest Du überall".
Non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatem