Illuminati-R-Us

Same way as in the "Post about the person who posted last" game - Tell the poster above you why you are a better person, a better character, a better Christian/Muslim/Buddhist/atheist/agnostic/shamanist/voodooist/Maoist/ Bushist/Clintonist/whatever than the member who posted last.

I am first to post, so I'll adress our lord and master, Llance

^^I am holier than thou because you work for Big Evil Oil Killing Us All and I work for Big Good Catholic Church to make people healthy and whole again.

^I am holier than thou because....huh. This is hard. Because.....I donate platelets every 3 weeks via apheresis (unless you do, too, of course.)

(I don't, but would if they'd let me; maybe all this is a bit serious; you know, the point here is, holier-than-thou people aren't ever to be taken serious, so...)

IAHTH because we had organic noodles for dinner tonight. Did you?

No, I was too busy buying up all the non-organic produce so that no one else is poisoned by it. 'Cause I'm holy and self-sacrificing like that. :D

Okay, let me try...

IAHTH because I don't make people targets in new games against their will.

;)

Like that?

(Something like that, yeah)

^^IAHTH because I don't make people targets in current games against their will.

^IAHTT, because I rescue midget mud wrestlers.

IAHTT because I recruit midget mud raslers, thereby alleviating the horrible unemployment rate among midget raslers. I give them a job and a little human dignity. Until, that is, some liberal bleeding heart comes along and kidnaps them.

IAHTT because I do not kill kittens.

IAHTT because I am a bleeding heart liberal.

IAHTT because I just am.

IAHTT because I have given up recreational dwarf tossing for the holidays.

{Yeah, yeah, usual disclaimers. :wink: }

^^IAHTT because I deeply condemn recreational dwarf tossing.

IAHTT because I am a recreational dwarf.

IAHTT because I am a direct descendant of John Calvin.

IAHTT because I am a direct forefather of Susan Calvin.

IAHTT because John Calvin did not believe in the reincarnation of recreationally tossed dwarfs. Amen.

(Sorry for not waiting a turn, but I couldn't resist)

IAHTT because I never end my sentences with a proposition, so there!:P

IAHTT because I know the following joke, but of course never laughed about it:

Redneck girl is on the plane with a posh New York dame.
"So where ya from?"
"From somewhere where we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition", the lady replies, icyly.
Redneck girl thinks for about a minute.
"So where ya from, bitch?"

IAHTT, because although I have heard that joke before, I still have to say

IAHTT because I stopped smoking recently (which also means my avatar is not up to date, but never mind). Can' beat a remorseful sinner, now can you. 8)

IAHTT because for the first three weeks of my life, I was raised by Catholic nuns. EAT IT!

IAHTT because I fixed Arneb's avatar.

This is... awesome. Lance, you really are an illuminated master.

Still, IAHTT because I was willing to live with this visible stain on my reputation and make my stand as a remorseful sinner (OK, that's one reason twice, but hey! Isn't it a great one 8) ).

IAHTT because I've never been a smoker, nor tried any illegal drugs. So there.