Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:07 am**

"Honest, honey. It's just a case of severe static cling."

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:38 am**

"Tom! This isn't how I wanted you to find out!"

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:17 am**

"I was going to tell you..."

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:13 pm**

The guys all said gettn' a little pussy would clear up my acne ...

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:20 pm**

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:09 am**

"Ours is a forbidden love..."

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:10 am**

"O NOES!!!
I HAS FLAGRANTI"

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:28 am**

Good one.

"Honey, no, really...you feel just like that pussy did!"

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:11 am**

"Pussy!"

"Bitch!"

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:21 am**

Why didn't I think of that...

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:27 pm**

Enzo wrote:"Pussy!"

"Bitch!"

Have you been eavesdropping on me and Himself???? :shock:

We were joking around last night (as we frequently do) and I called him a pussy for being cold when I wasn't, and he called me a bitch. If people listened in on us, they'd think we hated each other. :lol:

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:06 am**

The wife and I make a career of sounding like we hate each other.

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:25 pm**

Yup. Just the same. :D

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:00 am**

Enzo wrote:The wife and I make a career of sounding like we hate each other.

Just like me and all of my friends. :P

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:25 am**

The wife and I hate you and all your friends?

I had no idea...

Posted: **Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:42 pm**

Yes, Enzo, I can read your subconscious at will. :wink:

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:25 am**

But does Will pay attention?

And would it help if you had crayons?

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:00 pm**

Oooh, shiney, crayons! I like colored pencils, too.

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:08 am**

Then join the NAACP - National Association for the Advancement of Colored Pencils.

A line is a terrible thing to erase.

Posted: **Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:26 pm**

I run a private preserve for colored pencils and pens. It's very sad the things that happen to them in the wild. Caps left off, sets broken up. It's almost tragic. I'm fiercely protective of my charges, though, and will prosecute to the full extent of my temper those who abuse my little family of color.

Illuminati-R-Us

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