Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:05 am**

Glow-in-the-dark birthday cake.

I put in 45 cm of snow and get . . .

Posted: **Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:54 pm**

Two feet of mud.

I put in a pair of wellies and get

Posted: **Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:50 am**

beef

I put in the crushed bodies of my enemies and get . . .

Posted: **Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:32 pm**

drunk with power.

I put in a firing squad and get

Posted: **Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:56 am**

A sound of thunder.

I put in a grapefruit and get...

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:26 am**

A 50% of coupon for a large size of the fruit juice of your choice.

I put in a bottle of tequila and get . . .

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:39 pm**

A very drunk worm.

I put in some fishhooks and get

Posted: **Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:25 pm**

...Jaws

I put in some shark fin and snake oil cure-all and get...

Posted: **Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:31 pm**

Arsenic poisoning.

I put in a chelation machine and get

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:04 pm**

Lead-laden pee.

I put in 30 C piss and get...

Posted: **Tue May 18, 2010 12:49 am**

0°C beer.

I put in my childhood hopes and dreams and get...

Posted: **Wed May 19, 2010 4:46 pm**

major disappointment.

I put in some cynicism and get

Posted: **Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:28 pm**

An solitary evening of fun in Baba O'Reilly.

I pu tin some heartfelt compassion and get...

Posted: **Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:02 am**

A big hug back from Vladi mir

I put in flour, milk, salt olive oil and yeast and get ...

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:20 am**

...Poppin' Fresh.

I put in a shot of tequila and get...

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:54 pm**

A squirt of lime juice in the eye.

I put in a sprinkle of salt, and I get

Posted: **Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:06 pm**

a coupon for high blood pressure.

I put in an unlawfully given traffic ticket and get............

Posted: **Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:59 pm**

Judge Judy, nursing the hangover she got trying to numb her bad toothache ...

I put in a Canadian beaver, and I get ...

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:24 pm**

... a Canadian Bieber :shock:

I put in Justin Bieber's stupid grin and get. ...

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