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by **Squee** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:59 pm

Peyton Manning.

I put in a superbowl ring and get...

by **KLA2** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:41 pm

"Broadway" Joe Namath

I put in a fur coat, shaving cream and pantyhose, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:17 am

Boy George (I don't know why. :roll:

)

I put in a few Kulture Klub songs and get

by **KLA2** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:44 am

A yabba dabba do time. A gay old time. (I don't know why. :lol:

)

I put in the Flintstones, and I get

by **Squee** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:38 am

The Jetsons.

I put in Elroy and get...

by **troubleagain** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:48 pm

LeRoy.

I put in a 4% raise and get

by **KLA2** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:32 pm

5% inflation.

I put in a French futures trader, and I get

by **pmcolt** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:38 am

...an unexpected $7-billion deposit in your savings account.

I put in buffalo wings, nachos, and beer and get...

by **Squee** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:01 pm

A little chubby.

I put in some diet pills and get..

by **troubleagain** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:49 pm

a major case of the jitters.

I put in some chamomile tea and get

by **Squee** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:57 pm

Some green tea.

I put in some keebler cookies and get..

by **troubleagain** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:51 pm

Nabisco cookies.

I put those back in, along with some hot chocolate and get

by **KLA2** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:57 pm

A midnight visit from Santa, with the munchies.

I put in an elf and I get

by **Squee** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:28 am

Toys.

I put in some silly putty and get...

by **troubleagain** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:33 pm

a slinky.

I put in an etch-a-sketch and get

by **KLA2** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:17 pm

A cubist self-portrait.

I adjust my rabbit ears, and I get

by **Squee** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:51 am

Peter Cottentail.

I put in some cotten balls and q-tips and get...

by **KLA2** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:56 pm

Squee-ky clean ears.

I put in a mind like a steel trap, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:33 am

uh....I forget.

I put in some genseng and get

by **KLA2** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:21 am

Memory
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days ...

- from Cats

I put in a telescope with a lunar filter, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:28 pm

a saner telescope (what's a lunar filter?)

I put in some roquefort cheese, a slinky and a clock and get

by **KLA2** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:01 pm

A pizza that crawls to your door, on time. {OK, really strained that one}

I put in sticks of firewood, and I get

{A lunar filter is a polarizing eyepiece filter that allows the observer to incrementally step down the brightness of the moon, and may improve visibility of the lunar surface}

http://auroraastro.com/index.php?main_p ... b17aed474b

by **pmcolt** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:23 pm

...hit with a lawsuit, filed on behalf of stick-men everywhere, ordering you to cease and desist all fireplace-related activities.

I put in a vacuum cleaner and get...

by **KLA2** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:55 am

A much cleaner vacuum.

I put in an ounce of prevention, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:32 pm

a cure than pounds on your head.

I put in the top two dem. candidates and the top two rep. candidates and get

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