Illuminati-R-Us

by **pmcolt** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:19 am

...a catfight as two elephants and two donkeys go ape on each otter. Err--other.

I put in an electronic voting machine and get...

by **troubleagain** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:53 pm

an election that's totally up for grabs.

I put in a "write in" vote for a hippie/jimmy ticket and get

by **KLA2** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:05 am

In a democracy, what you deserve. :P

I put in two scoops of raisins, and I get ...

by **troubleagain** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:20 pm

more flakes than you can handle.

I put in some cheerios and get

by **pmcolt** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:31 pm

...a healthier heart. Delivered to your doorstep by Fedex.

I put in an HD-DVD player and get...

by **KLA2** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:24 pm

A VSI* on your HDTV.

I put in a can of alphabet soup, and I get

* Just so it dosen't drive you nuts, Very Sharp Image.

by **troubleagain** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:11 pm

a lunch that spells out an insult.

I put in some tomato soup and saltines and get

by **KLA2** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:32 pm

A light lunch (no wonder you are so slim :wink: )

I put in sardines on toast, with a side of Cheetos :lol:

and I get

by **pmcolt** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:36 am

...crumbs, sardine bones, and orange cat pawprints leading away from the scene.

I put in a gallon of gasoline and get...

by **troubleagain** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:50 pm

to mow my lawn.

I put in the lawn clippings and get

by **KLA2** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:29 pm

Compost.

I spread the compost around my Triffid, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:56 am

a really bad Day.

I put in a bunch of gladiolus bulbs and get

by **pmcolt** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:23 am

Tulips, in every color of the rainbow, but not a single Gladiolus.

I put in a gallon of water and a tablespoon of Miracle-Gro and get...

by **KLA2** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:46 pm

A product that would put Viagra out of business, if only you could get away from the urinal.

I put in a shamrock, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:32 pm

a leprechaun.

I put in a pot of gold and get

by **pmcolt** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:13 pm

...an IRS audit by a humorless agent wearing a bright green suit.

I put in a mug of green beer and get...

by **troubleagain** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:01 pm

green pee.

I put in green eggs and ham and get

by **KLA2** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:17 am

Theodor Geisel for breakfast.

I put in deviled eggs, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:22 pm

deviled ham.

I put in a can of SPAM and get...

by **Squee** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:39 am

Old hot dogs.

I put in some mustard and get...

by **pmcolt** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:26 am

...mustard gas.

I put in a hazardous materials suit and get...

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:41 pm

The HVAC squad from Monster's Inc. :)

I put in a bucket of soap flakes and get...

by **Superluminal** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:29 am

That much needed bath you've been putting off all winter. :P

I put in those tapes of Obama's paster and get?

by **KLA2** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:56 pm

Master blaster pastor in a Thunderdome bully pulpit, rerun.

I put in a magnifying glass, and I get

by **troubleagain** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:54 pm

a microscope.

I put that back in and get

The Mystical Illuminati Vending Machine