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Assassins: Round 4
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:57 pmby St. Jimmy
Put on your body armour, load your rifles, clean your knives and daggers because I have just sent out your targets and kill words. Who will prevail this time?
~Ref. Jimmy
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:03 pmby umop ap!sdn
Who wants to start a space venture? We'll start with a space station, then later on add a motel. If that takes off (pun intended), we'll throw in a shopping mall and maybe some apartments. All in low Earth orbit. This is gonna be so cool... the days will be 90 minutes long. Plus, in zero gravity, who needs feet!
Got my phasers set to kill. 8)
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:11 pmby Lance
I think it's going to be fun to just watch you all going at it this time...
Minion: May I have my robe, slippers and some grapes please?
Dragon: Please fetch the paper and grab me a beer. You may have one as well, if you like. Thanks.
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:15 pmby Мастер
umop ap!sdn wrote:Who wants to start a space venture? We'll start with a space station, then later on add a motel.
I would like to go short this venture.
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:33 pmby Dragon Star
Lance wrote:Dragon: Please fetch the paper and grab me a beer. You may have one as well, if you like. Thanks.
Already done! I even put the in in a coolie for an even, consistent, and smooth drinking experience!
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:38 pmby Lance
Dragon Star wrote:Lance wrote:Dragon: Please fetch the paper and grab me a beer. You may have one as well, if you like. Thanks.
Already done! I even put the in in a coolie for an even, consistent, and smooth drinking experience!
Where? I don't see it? Did you get the newspaper too?
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:41 pmby Dragon Star
Right beside your Lazy Boy I got you last year...
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:45 pmby umop ap!sdn
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I would like to go short this venture.
That's fine - the motel ought to pay for itself anyway. :D
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:02 pmby teri tait
Lance wrote:I think it's going to be fun to just watch you all going at it this time...
Minion: May I have my robe, slippers and some grapes please?
Sure thing, Boss
*slips a bomb in camoflaged by the bunch of grapes*
Dragon Star just delivered these grapes special, just for you, Dear Boss!!
*rubs hands gleefully, anticipating DS getting yelled at for the bomb*
Heu, Umop, if everyday is 90 minutes long that means I only have to work 30 minutes a day!! That's so cool!
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:33 pmby Lance
teri tait wrote:Dragon Star just delivered these grapes special, just for you, Dear Boss!!
*I know
for a fact where the dragon was and what he was doing. Minion is full of shit.
Uh oh!*
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:41 pmby teri tait
Lance wrote:teri tait wrote:Dragon Star just delivered these grapes special, just for you, Dear Boss!!
*I know
for a fact where the dragon was and what he was doing. Minion is full of shit.
Uh oh!*
*looks around shiftily*
I didn't do it!!
*jumps on the first ship to Umops outer atmosphere civilization*
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:46 pmby Lance
teri tait wrote:*jumps on the first ship to Umops outer atmosphere civilization*
Hey Dragon, could you please fetch her? I know you're 50 times faster than any dumb ship. Try not to draw too much blood until we find out what's up, okay? I'll meet you in the dungeon with a couple of fresh beers.
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:50 pmby Dragon Star
Certainly sir!
*flies off to Rendez vou with the ship*
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:58 pmby teri tait
Dragon Star wrote:Certainly sir!
*flies off to Rendez vou with the ship*
Umop! Save me!!! This is your civilization, they can't just take me without proper extradition!
*jumps up and down in panic and breaks a nail*
Awww, crap! Now look what you made me do Dragon Star!!!
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:02 pmby Dragon Star
*Clamps onto the ship and pulls it into a horizontal direction until the fuel runs out*
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:08 pmby umop ap!sdn
Hey no fair sabotaging my space station! :(
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:09 pmby Lance
Looks like KOS invested wisely...
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:12 pmby Dragon Star
umop ap!sdn wrote:Hey no fair sabotaging my space station! :(
Don't worry umop, I won't break it, I only want what's in it.
*engine sputtering*
Bout time!
*Pulls the rocket into a vertical position for a soft landing*
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:21 pmby teri tait
They're trying to ruin your nice utopian civilization!! Plus, they are blaming me for a bombing attempt and the bomb never actually exploded. How unfair is that?
I blame society for my actions in the past, now I'm just looking for a fresh start as part of your excellent civilization. . .
*hangs head in humble pious manner*
If you'll have me. . .
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:28 pmby Lance
<ring> <ring> <ring>
Umop? This is Lance.
Can you help me out?
My minion is off her meds again and acting, well, you know.
I sent the dragon to fetch her and bring her back.
You know how to handle her when she's like this, right?
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:40 pmby teri tait
Lance wrote:<ring> <ring> <ring>
Umop? This is Lance.
Can you help me out?
My minion is off her meds again and acting, well, you know.
I sent the dragon to fetch her and bring her back.
You know how to handle her when she's like this, right?
Don't listen to him, Umop! The dragon has enthralled him and they're conspiring to destroy me!
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:16 pmby Dragon Star
*half way down the engine stops*
Oh shit...
*flapping wings furiously to hold back the rocket*
Damn this thing is heavy!
*continuing to descend*
We've got you now Teri, just calm down and everything will be okay.
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:34 pmby Lance
*Note to self: Make sure there is an extra Chocolate Llama in the dragon's chow dish tonight.*
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:46 pmby Мастер
This is one bloody weird game. . .
Posted:
Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:53 pmby Lance
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:This is one bloody weird game. . .
Ya think?