Assassins: Round 4

[umop ap!sdn]

If you'll have me. . .

Of course!

*switches to auxilliary power*

It's good to always have a backup. 8)

*activates anti-dragon force field*

Wheeee, Teri, KOS, and I are soaring high now!!!!!

Anyone else interested, I'll beam you up.

[teri tait]

WooooHoooo!! I knew I could count on you Umop!

KOS, you look a little green around the laces. . .I have motion sickness pills.

DS and Lance, nyah nyah! I got away!!

So Umop, what is our mission on this space station? Do you have a polite yet evil computer named HAL? Will we all age slower here?

[umop ap!sdn]

I told you, we're going to set up a motel here, followed by a mall and apartments. It's the commercial venture of a lifetime!

ETA: Should we have actual transparent panes that you can look out of, or just some closed circuit television? We'd probably have to invest in fused alumina for the former, but might the payoffs be worth it?

[teri tait]

I told you, we're going to set up a motel here, followed by a mall and apartments. It's the commercial venture of a lifetime!

ETA: Should we have actual transparent panes that you can look out of, or just some closed circuit television? We'd probably have to invest in fused alumina for the former, but might the payoffs be worth it?

Well, looking at it from a liability standpoint it might be prudent to go with closed circuit TV in general and limited access to the elite for the transparent panes and then charge extra. A lot extra to cover the cost of underwriting such a potentially dangerous venture. How are we going to manufacture oxygen? what about restrants and entertainment for the kids? Perhaps a casino for the adults? How do we protect ourselves from potential terrorist threats? Not to mention the ongoing threat of Dragon Star, there may be a bounty on me.

[Lance]

DS and Lance, nyah nyah! I got away!!

Did you miss the part where we discussed umop knowing how to handle you when you're like this?

Guess ya did, sweetie.

As a matter of fact, I think I hear umop pulling up out back right about now. See you in a bit, darling. Here, take this and everything will be better.

*hold her guys, this'll just take a sec*

There! She should be better any time now. And she'll be needing a nap... for a couple of days.

[Мастер]

Do you have a polite yet evil computer named HAL?

Hee hee, I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Personally, though, I think the following statement is even more chilling: I knew you were not asleep, but only pretending. Arkady Ivanovich Svidrigailov, allow me to introduce myself. . . :P

[teri tait]

DS and Lance, nyah nyah! I got away!!

Did you miss the part where we discussed umop knowing how to handle you when you're like this?

Guess ya did, sweetie.

As a matter of fact, I think I hear umop pulling up out back right about now. See you in a bit, darling. Here, take this and everything will be better.

*hold her guys, this'll just take a sec*

There! She should be better any time now. And she'll be needing a nap... for a couple of days.

I would've gotten away with it to. . .if it wasn't for that meddling dragon!!!

*curls into the fetal position and falls asleep in Lances lap*

Zzzzzzz

[teri tait]

Do you have a polite yet evil computer named HAL?

Hee hee, I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Personally, though, I think the following statement is even more chilling: I knew you were not asleep, but only pretending. Arkady Ivanovich Svidrigailov, allow me to introduce myself. . . :P

this mission is too important to jepardize. . . I loved HAL, I so wanted him to prevail against those pesky astronauts.
What's the other quote from?

[Мастер]

What's the other quote from?

It's from Crime and Punishment, and it is a little hard to do it justice without actually reading the book. But, Arkady Ivanovich is built up through the first half of the book to be basically the biggest slimeball and child molester that there is. Rodion Romanovich, the main character, is in his apartment, pretending to be asleep because he doesn't feel like talking to this person he has never seen before but who has come to visit. After realizing this guy won't go away, he stops pretending and asks the stranger what he wants. The reply is above. . .

[Lance]

*strokes minion's head*

Job Well Done there dragon! Thanks for your help umop! Won't you join the dragon and I for a beer?

Dragon, if you don't mind?

Thanks.

[Dragon Star]

Well, tonight was thoroughly exciting to say the least...everyone decided we were going to eat at the local diner/bar. We go, and the place is pretty quiet, and we finish our meal and a band starts playing in the other side of the building(they were really good), so we go...and shit starts getting crazy, someone lady drags in a blow up doll, sticks her in the chair and starts humping it, to which about 10 more girls join her...which condenses into a lesbian mosh pit with the random guy in the middle trying to get lucky...my dad is drunk, all of his buddies are drunk, my mom was drunk as well as my boss...his wife was the only one that was still sober. And surprisingly there was only one "fight", which consisted of two guys that were too drunk to stand up swinging at each other and missing most of the time...quite comical to watch, actually.

The lady that owns the bar walked up about an hour ago and hands me a beer, what kind of sense does that make? Well she was obviously drunk as she fell down and couldn't get up for a minute or so...she had like 6 beers and was just giving them to random people and I don't think she had a good look at me, because as you all know, even if your drunk I don't look 21. So I thought what the hell, and I drank it because my parents were waisted and weren't really caring at the time and they were behind me anyways. After shit starting getting really crazy, the same lady that handed me the beer about an hour ago comes back over and says "He should have been out of here at 9" to my mom, and asked me to leave, which I was kind of happy about because I was in a good bit of pain at that point from laughing so hard and my dad's friends making complete asses of themselves on the dance floor...so my bosses wife brought me home.

I laughed so hard my stomach is going into convulsions right now...and I am about deaf from sitting right beside some speakers. Good times, and I now have a bar story to complete my "stories of experience."

[Dragon Star]

*strokes minion's head*

Job Well Done there dragon! Thanks for your help umop! Won't you join the dragon and I for a beer?

Dragon, if you don't mind?

Thanks.

THAT WAS IRONIC AS HELL RIGHT THERE, I already had one, may as well go for another.

[Lance]

another.

The night is young and there is plenty of beer. And since you're on castle grounds, I think I can give you a few beers and no one will get in trouble. Let's just relax and enjoy the lovely evening.

Here, help me roll minion over. She's snoring. She we carry her to a bed?

[Dragon Star]

WE? Nah, I'll take her...

[Lance]

Thanks!

I'll get some chips and pretzels to go with the beer. You want anything else?

[umop ap!sdn]

Thanks for your help umop!.

Help?

HELP??

I freakin' fought you the whole way! Why is it you can set up a grill and we all have a nice fun ghost hunting adventure but when I try to put up a space station it gets knocked straight down out of the sky?

Count me out of your lousy castle.

[Dragon Star]

How about that Choc-o-Llama?

[Dragon Star]

Thanks for your help umop!.

Help?

HELP??

I freakin' fought you the whole way! Why is it you can set up a grill and we all have a nice fun ghost hunting adventure but when I try to put up a space station it gets knocked straight down out of the sky?

Count me out of your lousy castle.

You know what? I exhausted myself bringing down your rocket nice and easy, how about I just toast the entire thing in a few seconds, would you like that?

[hippietrekx]

*Beams into room*

Hello, all. I've just returned from my adventures at Wal*Mart, where I picked up some supplies: duct tape, a belt, rope, carrots, peas, Oreos (What are carrots without Oreos!?), Ramen noodles, new Chucks, and cat litter.

Does the Dragon use cat litter, by any chance? He IS house-trained isn't he?

--hippie

[Мастер]

You people are friggin' nuts.

[hippietrekx]

You people are friggin' nuts.

But you're here. Interacting with us. *blink*

The more the merrier!

[Dragon Star]

You people are friggin' nuts.

STFU you love us.

[Lance]

Thanks for your help umop!.

Help?

HELP??

I freakin' fought you the whole way! Why is it you can set up a grill and we all have a nice fun ghost hunting adventure but when I try to put up a space station it gets knocked straight down out of the sky?

Count me out of your lousy castle.

Oh...

I thought we were on the same side. I just needed to get the minion back before she got hurt.

The dragon can get you back into a better orbit than that piddly, cloud hopping LEO you were headed for, but if that's how you want to be about it he can just toast away.

So, is that how you want to be, or was this just a simple misunderstanding that will be all better after a beer and a boost?

You people are friggin' nuts.

Never done any role-playing (D&D)? This is really fun.

[teri tait]

*wakes up in one of the castle bedrooms, covered with dragon scales*

What the. . .man, I had the weirdest dream. Not my usual dreams of alien abduction, hybrid alien babies, and time travel. No, this dream was bizarre. . .

Dragon Star had a beer in my dream! How weird is that? And KOS was smoking a giant shoe shaped hooka, telling us we're all crazy then hippie beamed in with new Chucks and Dragon litter, and I thought to myself, "I am not changing that litter box. Then Umop flew by in a rocket and Lance slipped me a mickey. Next thing I knew I'm here, and I don't know how I got here. . .

[Dragon Star]

Don't worry about it, come have a beer...