Illuminati-R-Us

My mother's b-day is coming up next month. What should I get her?

*whips out a coleman & starts slinging some hash and eggs*

You want sunny side up? Scrambled? Poached? Omletted? Pancakes? Strawberry waffles? Bacon? Spam? Spam is the perfect breakfast meat. . .

*slaps Dragon Stars snout away*

Wait 'til I'm done cooking it, DS, sheesh!!

teri tait wrote:*whips out a coleman & starts slinging some hash and eggs*

You want sunny side up? Scrambled? Poached? Omletted?

Over medium or scrambled is great.

teri tait wrote:Pancakes? Strawberry waffles? Bacon? Spam? Spam is the perfect breakfast meat. . .

Pancakes and fried spam would be wonderful.

teri tait wrote:*slaps Dragon Stars snout away*

Wait 'til I'm done cooking it, DS, sheesh!!

Glad to see you're back, Dragon. It was a pain in the ass having to tote you around like that. I thought about leaving you there but I guess I just love you too much.

St. Jimmy wrote:

teri tait wrote:Isn't that a song? "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Yellow Card or something.

Hey Lance you like Yellow Card? If you had to make a menu of all your favorite groups, what would they be?

HUMPHHH!!! PFT! HA! Yeah right! Yellowcard write a song on that kind of level of awesomeness! HAHA It's obviously by Drowning Pool! Sheesh! :P

You don't like Yellow Card?!?

*sets up a portable picnic table & puts a table cloth over it. Lays out a lovely breakfast for Lance; eggs, pancakes, crispy spam slices, delicious whole wheat toast, freshly whipped butter, several flavors of syrup, bacon, hashed potatoes, fresh fruit & juice, and a flintstone vitamin (pebbles shaped)*

Do you want me to feed it to you, or just sit at your feet adoringly?

*slaps DS back again*

Lance you know Cyndi hates it when you feed the dragon under the table!!!

*BANG*

We have a winner! Lance is the new King of the Assassins.
Mickal555 was the first casualty by the posting frequency rule. Then we lost umop ap!sdn to the word "cheese." Dragon Star followed with "lamp" and Jimmy died by "bikini."

Finally, teri tait had death by "eggs."

Please worship Lance now, as he has demostrated his power to kill.

--hippie

teri tait wrote:Do you want me to feed it to you, or just sit at your feet adoringly?

*Sheds a tear at the sight of such a lovely corpse.*

Oh, teri, thank you for such a wonderful breakfast. Your menu was complete and the lack of a check at the end was great. The glass of orange juice was very tasty and the bright yellow eggs were a sight to behold.

Congrats Lance!!!!

Good game hippie!!! Thanks for running it. :D

By the way, before I forget...

umop ap!sdn wrote:Can someone tell me what the next ordinal is after "three"?

"Three" is not an ordinal, nor is its successor "four". They are cardinals. That's what I was looking for.

umop ap!sdn wrote:They are cardinals. That's what I was looking for.

Some of us may have suspected, due to various clues, that "cardinal" was one of the kill words. Teri asking about bird-named sports teams may have been one of those clues. Therefore, some of us were not going to say "cardinal" even if you painted my nose yellow, stuck red feathers up my ass and said "Okay, what are you now?"

A complete weirdo, if you're dressed like that! Note that I am not saying you are a complete weirdo, unless of course I see photographic evidence to the contrary.

teri tait wrote:*slaps DS back again*

Will you quit that shit already, I wouldn't eat your food if it was placed in my mouth, only Lance knows how to cook a meal right!

I tell ya Umop, you and Lance's tricky lamp shit took me completely by surprise, good work. :wink:

Ah well, I got close :)

teri tait wrote:Ah well, I got close :)

Here, let me console you. I'll make you forget all about it.

Lance wrote:

teri tait wrote:Ah well, I got close :)

Here, let me console you. I'll make you forget all about it.

I thought you only used mind scrubbing on non-IRU members!

Silly minion.

Dragon Star wrote:I tell ya Umop, you and Lance's tricky lamp shit took me completely by surprise, good work. :wink:

Thanks. It was a lot of fun. :D

So who wants to do round 4?

I volunteer hippie! :D

Actually, I think Jimmy wanted to do round four. He gets back from his vacation next friday, so we can harass him about it then.

And if he, or no one else, wants a turn to be an "AssMod" *snicker*, I'll gladly oversee another round.

--hippie

Jimmy wants it I am sure.

Jimmy wants lots of things hippie doesn't give him. Why should she start now?

Because the poor kid is going to crumble like toast in the Sahara desert!

OOOOooo!!! OOOOoo!!! PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!! :D

You're already picked, so do it dip-shit. Everyone is waiting.