Illuminati-R-Us

by **St. Jimmy** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:52 am

Ok but you make everyone else look like a fool and are shunned....Shuhhhuuuuunnnned....

I wish I was watching Charlie the Unicorn.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:57 am

You are but it blinds you by the time it is over with seizure head-explodeing powers...

I wish something good was on tv right now and I were able to watch it..

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:43 am

Three's Company is on.

I wish I hadn't licked Dalton's hat today. :x

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:18 am

you didn't you licked his rubber hand

I wish Family guy was on...

by **Мастер** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:32 pm

It is, but it is in Japanese without subtitles.

I wish I could go to China instead of Japan next week.

by **Lance** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:50 pm

You go to China, which North Korea promptly nukes.

I wish KOS didn't get nuked in China.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:47 am

Fine, I hire a surgeon to switch your brains.

I wish I got to go to france for 2 weeks.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:33 pm

Alright but the day before you go a gaint hurricane rips through allof France ruining everything you went there to see.

I wish I lived in Canada again.

by **Мастер** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:25 pm

Granted, you live in Port Radium.

I wish my friend didn't get denied a US visa.

by **Lance** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:36 pm

Okay, his visa was granted but the plane he was flying in on got blown up by terrorists.

I wish I would have come up with a lighter, more fun answer for the last wish.

by **Мастер** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:01 am

Lance wrote:Okay, his visa was granted but the plane he was flying in on got blown up by terrorists.

I wish I would have come up with a lighter, more fun answer for the last wish.

I wish you had too :P So granted, you instead said that her plane was diverted to Rio de Janeiro and she stayed there instead. And it happened that way, and you missed your holiday because the plane was supposed to take you somewhere, but it never showed up.

I wish I hadn't brought that one up :P

by **Lance** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:36 am

Okay, you never did. Instead, you, she, Cyndi and I are enjoying Margaritas in Rio, but they're melting a little.

I wish that is a good enough save.

by **Мастер** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:43 am

It is, but my wife reads what you wrote and takes our margaritas away.

I wish the good film wasn't due back at the video store at noon today, while the crappy film can be kept for a week.

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 3:46 am

You keep the crappy film forever. The Good Film self destructs and you have to pay damage-fees.

I wish I had a good movie to watch.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:59 am

You do, you just keep forgetting to watch it.

I wish The Atomic Monkey would come back.

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:26 pm

He does, then you want him to go away again.

I wish tomorrow at the library wouldn't take so long.

by **Lance** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:28 pm

Your trip to the library tomorrow is quick as a wink, but you don't get anything done.

I wish we'd stop getting so damn many spam registrations on the board.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:33 pm

Alright but now you get bored without having to delete all those spam registrations, so you start deleting regular posters accounts.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner because then everyone would be in love with me. :mrgreen:

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:10 am

everyones in love with you but the president eats you.

I wish I was in some kind of comic book as a villian or a hero... :D

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:17 am

You're Magneto, but he got hit in the head and forgot about his powers and became a town-drunk.

I wish I had a spork.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:30 am

Ya sure but the person granting the wish thinks you said spock and now he's liveing with you.

I wish for candy...on a tree.

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:40 am

You get an orange tree. Make the candy from the peels.

I wish I knew an Amish guy.

by **Мастер** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:55 am

You do. (This wish is already corrupt :twisted:

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I wish I could find my American passport.

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:55 am

Granted, Weird Al. :P :lol:

I wish I could meet Jessica Alba!

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:59 am

^^It's in the toilet^^
^She has wild sex with you. Then kills you to feed her young.^

i wish I had something to make out of duct tape.

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