Illuminati-R-Us

Dragon Star has found a big, hairy, spitting thing in his pants.

Cows-CrAzY TasTY!

I like eggs....

False alarm, what I found in my pants was there all along...

We have just had 10' flames roar from a hole in the ground. I wish people would stop damaging our high voltage cables.

"It's not you, it's the consumer"~Joe Dirt

Never accept raisins from rabbits.

You can never make a second first impression.

I don't fear the anti-llama.

Today I had a grilled turkey and cheese sandwich for lunch and it was awesomely good! I grilled it in the microwave on one of those weird silver microwave grilling trays.

You are all spambots.

The Anti-Llama is coming.

Anyone have a pen?

I saw a movie where someone was like, ya Stephen King came by once and everyone was afraid to talk to him. And after he got gas he touched the hand of Fred the gas station guy and that night he lost 225 lbs., sometimes you just don't know man.
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I heard the anti-llama spits fire loogies and his eyes glow red. He normally lives in the bowels of the Earth but is making an appearance at the destined place and time so as to throw all of humanity into chaos. Time as we know it will cease to be and all will dispair; except the select King of the llamas, Lance and his faithful underlings.

Repent now or feel the cold dead fingers of the llamareaper!!!!!

Baby is three.

Exhibition can be a very good thing.

The voices in my head are telling me to kill you all.

My dog tells me he flew here from Saturn in a space ship shaped like a can of Spam.

Anything played backward contains a subliminal message.

. . . and Bob's your uncle.

I hope I have enough power in my mouse batteries.

It's been raining hard all day here.

Weird Al is a god. No, really.

Baron Von Ivan Paw has won today's battle with Wookie. Wookie is sitting on the floor licking his nutsack and trying to act like he meant to get his ass kicked.