by pmcolt » Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:37 am
When you drop in on your old high school's homecoming game, see the varsity cheerleaders, and think, "cute kids."
When sitting down in a chair also takes effort, and standing up from a chair can't be accomplished without a groan, a sigh, a crack of the joints, or some other bodily noise.
When it's three o'clock in the morning, the beer is flowing, the music is playing, the bass is thumping... and your first thought is "stupid punk kids!" instead of "awesome party!"
When you see no need to upgrade your five year old mobile phone... which you didn't want in the first place.
When college students address you as "mister", and your answers to their questions often begin with "See, back in my day..."
When your conversations with friends tend to gravitate towards home ownership, stock portfolios, and various aches and pains, rather than girls, gadgets, and getting drunk.
Best before June 2000