Illuminati-R-Us

Marjorie Taylor Greene, the right-wing bastion of stupid, recently said to us all, that Bill Gates wants us all to eat fake meat made in peach tree dishes.

I don't know what she'll do if they start making us drink plant-based beer...

Now THAT would be the ultimate abomination!

Enzo wrote:Marjorie Taylor Greene, the right-wing bastion of stupid, recently said to us all, that Bill Gates wants us all to eat fake meat made in peach tree dishes.

I don't know what she'll do if they start making us drink plant-based beer...

Freedom Meat!

Like when they wanted to rename French fries "freedom fries". When everyone knows that the best fries are Belgian anyway!

I was reading fast and thought it said Bill wants 'to eat us all'.
But she probably thinks that anyway.

Lambic fries

In case there was any doubt about the peach tree dishes, she added that we might get sap on them.

Enzo wrote:
In case there was any doubt about the peach tree dishes, she added that we might get sap on them.

yes, when I first heard of the 'peach tree dishes', I hadn't heard the rest of her rant. and it was so stupid. but then I heard the rest of her rant where she went on about the sap you might ingest from the 'fake meat' made in ''peach tree dishes' and it was clear, she didn't just flub up the pronunciation, she HONESTLY (as honest as she can get anyhow) believed that they were, indeed, dishes made from peach trees, and therefore might have sap in them.

one wonders how you can be so willfully ignorant and still manage to inhale/exhale.

Kirk Lazarus had an expression for this one.