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And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 2:01 pm
by Heid the Ba
Shifty gold-digging darkie/lovely Hollywood star has given birth to a son, who one day will have the choice of renouncing his titles or going up against the wall with the rest of them.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 5:00 pm
by Arneb
Don't be too hard on the mother. He dug up gold when she considered him for marriage, if you ask me. Having her on the Firm probably ups the average intelligence level of the whole gang by about a third.

I doubt they'll give the little one the chance to renounce, though. True Bolsheviki won't have such delicate sensitivities.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 5:39 pm
by g-one
Tots all around!

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Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 7:22 pm
by Heid the Ba
Splice the mainbrace!

I’d give him the chance, but I’m more of an Anarcho-Syndicalist than a Bolshevik.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 9:21 pm
by wring
I think if y'all could survive Andrew and Fergie, you'll be able to survive Ginger and his Spice.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 12:30 am
by Мастер
The US tax authorities must be delighted.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 10:25 am
by Blue Monster 65
All part of the Monarchy’s plan to bring the US under their rule again.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 10:35 am
by Мастер
Blue Monster 65 wrote:All part of the Monarchy’s plan to bring the US under their rule again.


Well well, look who it is!

But in this case, I think the plan is to bring the monarchy under US rule.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 10:35 am
by Heid the Ba
g-one wrote:Tots all around!

I spent far too long trying to ID that ship before realising it was Canadian.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 3:11 pm
by Arneb
Мастер wrote:The US tax authorities must be delighted.


Now I wonder how you got that crazy idea.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 4:49 pm
by Мастер
Arneb wrote:
Мастер wrote:The US tax authorities must be delighted.


Now I wonder how you got that crazy idea.


Her failure to renounce before the birth was an inexcusable blunder.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 6:56 pm
by g-one
Heid the Ba wrote:
g-one wrote:Tots all around!

I spent far too long trying to ID that ship before realising it was Canadian.

The 'HMCS' on the hat is a little hard to see. :)
I mentioned it because I remembered them stopping the ship I was on to bust out the rum for William's birth in '82. I don't think they carry booze anymore, so I doubt there were any tots going around yesterday. I think the RN will have had a 'splice the mainbrace' though.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 8:06 am
by Heid the Ba
The RN switched to beer in the early 1970s, they probably still carry rum for medicinal reasons.

Would it surprise you to know that every British Army vehicle has a tea urn?

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 4:16 pm
by g-one
Oh! Just when I'd almost forgot about how bad 'boil in bag' could be, ugh. :mrgreen:

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 7:54 pm
by Arneb
So he is SOOOOOO SUPER-SWEET, whoda thunk.

And he's named Archie. Think what you want about the father's intelligence, but kudos for not giving a wet fart about the comme il faut.

Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 1:10 am
by g-one
So what happens if he turns out to not be a ginge? And I hope somebody will be quick to name their kid Jughead. :D

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Re: And lo! A child was born.

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:28 am
by Heid the Ba
I was thinking Archie Panjabi, the SGDD's former colleague who was in a different shit show about lawyers. I seriously doubt the bairn will be ginger given the mother's ancestry.