Illuminati-R-Us

So we have Betsy DeVos, the Trump secretary of Education. She has never gone to a public school, never had any children in public schools, yet she works tirelessly to take money from the public schools for vouchers so people can send their kids to private schools on the public dime.

She owns a yacht, a $40 million yacht, currently in Lake Erie. Someone unmoored it and set it adrift. It drifted around and banged into the pier, causing some damage.


But fear not, they have SEVEN other yachts they can sail while this one is at the dock-tor.

Oh geez, my most humble apology, I misrepresented DeVos. They have NINE other yachts.

This kind of shit really makes me

It is easier to have a yacht already there when you arrive. It saves sailing to them.

Regatta have yachts
All you really needs is yachts
When the clods are playin' it ain't a sin
That's when the grin should start
All you need is some yachts

Yachta-yachta-yachta...