Illuminati-R-Us

Dead at 91. I think he had it pretty good though.

Lance wrote:... I think he had it pretty good though...

Yes, I would say so.

Bit of philandering probably helps with longevity.

I hope you're right. I'll live to 154.

RIP Hef, we'll miss you for the...articles.

And the interviews.

If Karma exists, you'll come back as a bunny. Let's see how you'll like that kind of life.

I've known a couple of the girls that were with the modeling agency side of it. They said it was actually pretty good. But of course, that's just one part of it.

I saw somebody on twitter say that his latest wife must feel like she's won the shagging equivalent of the Hunger Games.

ETA: They'll have the funeral as soon as they can get the coffin lid shut.

We used to have a Playboy CLub here in Lansing, years ago. A friend of mine was a bunny there. Lots of strict rules "DO NOT touch the bunnies." They watched after the women, and they did fairly well. She went on to get her veterinary degree and to this day is a practicing veterinarian. Smart girl.

The typical bunny suit is a satin basic color, like red, blue, green, pink. Hers was a multicolor suit, pretty rare.

Lianachan wrote:I saw somebody on twitter say that his latest wife must feel like she's won the shagging equivalent of the Hunger Games.

His latest wife was left out of the will. Some kind of pre-nup with a "will be well taken care of" clause.

Wife du jur.

Lianachan wrote:ETA: They'll have the funeral as soon as they can get the coffin lid shut.

Boom boom!

A man goes into the doctors and says "I've got terrible sunburn on my thighs, can you give me anything for it?"
Doctor: I can give you Viagra for it.
Man: Does that help sunburn?
Doctor: No, but it will keep the sheets off your legs,