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Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby Lance » Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:28 am

Dead at 91. I think he had it pretty good though.

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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby tubeswell » Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:52 am

Lance wrote:... I think he had it pretty good though...


Yes, I would say so.

Bit of philandering probably helps with longevity.
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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby Lance » Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:53 am

I hope you're right. I'll live to 154.
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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby tubeswell » Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:58 am

:glp-applause:
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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby Enzo » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:18 am

RIP Hef, we'll miss you for the...articles.
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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby Arneb » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:40 am

And the interviews.

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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby Lance » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:52 pm

I've known a couple of the girls that were with the modeling agency side of it. They said it was actually pretty good. But of course, that's just one part of it.
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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby Lianachan » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:21 pm

I saw somebody on twitter say that his latest wife must feel like she's won the shagging equivalent of the Hunger Games.

ETA: They'll have the funeral as soon as they can get the coffin lid shut.
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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby Enzo » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:23 pm

We used to have a Playboy CLub here in Lansing, years ago. A friend of mine was a bunny there. Lots of strict rules "DO NOT touch the bunnies." They watched after the women, and they did fairly well. She went on to get her veterinary degree and to this day is a practicing veterinarian. Smart girl.

The typical bunny suit is a satin basic color, like red, blue, green, pink. Hers was a multicolor suit, pretty rare.
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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby g-one » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:51 pm

Lianachan wrote:I saw somebody on twitter say that his latest wife must feel like she's won the shagging equivalent of the Hunger Games.

His latest wife was left out of the will. Some kind of pre-nup with a "will be well taken care of" clause.
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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby Enzo » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:10 pm

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Re: Rest in Peace Hugh Hefner

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:01 pm

Lianachan wrote:ETA: They'll have the funeral as soon as they can get the coffin lid shut.

Boom boom!

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