Illuminati-R-Us

Took an average of all the replies to the pinned threads on GLP: it appears that the debunkers, woowoos and anarchists only number about 45 or more individuals.

45?

That ALL?

Maybe there is hope for humanity yet.

I saw the thread title and thought, "I like math!"

Hmm... 45... few enough to exterminate with some {expensive} gasoline and a match... :D

*blink* What?

--hippie

hippietrekx wrote:Hmm... 45... few enough to exterminate with some {expensive} gasoline and a match... :D

Quite few enough for even a minimally competent government to exterminate, but people in power are worried about real threats to their position, not a bunch of goofs who like to pretend they're revolutionaries...

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

hippietrekx wrote:Hmm... 45... few enough to exterminate with some {expensive} gasoline and a match... :D

Quite few enough for even a minimally competent government to exterminate, but people in power are worried about real threats to their position, not a bunch of goofs who like to pretend they're revolutionaries...

Barry Manelo is on my TV. He's singing "I write the songs." I'm scared...

hippietrekx wrote:

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

hippietrekx wrote:Hmm... 45... few enough to exterminate with some {expensive} gasoline and a match... :D

Quite few enough for even a minimally competent government to exterminate, but people in power are worried about real threats to their position, not a bunch of goofs who like to pretend they're revolutionaries...

Barry Manelo is on my TV. He's singing "I write the songs." I'm scared...

Turn off the TV and step away now...serious damage can be done if exposed to too much Barry Manilow.

neocracker wrote:

hippietrekx wrote::lol:

Barry Manelo is on my TV. He's singing "I write the songs." I'm scared...

Turn off the TV and step away now...serious damage can be done if exposed to too much Barry Manilow.

*hums* That make the whole work sing */hums*

*evil, brainwashed grin* Why, hello! My teeth are shiny, but you see that! Look! You have a colored shirt on! Colors!

*snaps out of it* AH! get it out get it out! I think the damage has set in...

--hippie

hippietrekx wrote:

neocracker wrote:

hippietrekx wrote::lol:

Barry Manelo is on my TV. He's singing "I write the songs." I'm scared...

Turn off the TV and step away now...serious damage can be done if exposed to too much Barry Manilow.

*hums* That make the whole work sing */hums*

*evil, brainwashed grin* Why, hello! My teeth are shiny, but you see that! Look! You have a colored shirt on! Colors!

*snaps out of it* AH! get it out get it out! I think the damage has set in...

--hippie

Too late...massive deprogramming is now required.

Let's see...what can we use for deprogramming music?

Bob Marley?
Ska?

...must think more about this...now where are my CDs?

neocracker wrote:Too late...massive deprogramming is now required.

Let's see...what can we use for deprogramming music?

Bob Marley?
Ska?

...must think more about this...now where are my CDs?

White/Rob Zombie? A little heavy, maybe, but definitely deprogramming material.

MM_Dandy wrote:

neocracker wrote:Too late...massive deprogramming is now required.

Let's see...what can we use for deprogramming music?

Bob Marley?
Ska?

...must think more about this...now where are my CDs?

White/Rob Zombie? A little heavy, maybe, but definitely deprogramming material.

I tend to go for the obscure classics. Of course, I could do serious damage with one of the ska songs I have "William Shatner".

"he got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest
the interstellar girls all like him the best
captain of the crew and he knows kung fu
and he did joan collins in 1932"

Ok, so I listen to odd music.

While I don't listen to music, I was frightfully suprised when one of my friends ran up to me and put his head phones on my ears. I just heard... NOISE... then he said it was MudVayne. I'm still confused.

I just had a thought. My mom bought my pet parrot a Beach Boys CD (the bird really enjoys them). So, I have no CDs but my bird does.

Wow...

Anyway, as I was saying, or something, I think the NOISE un-fried my brain. Whoo. My cheeks were getting sore from smiling like an idiot all of the time...

--hipster

neocracker wrote:I could do serious damage with one of the ska songs I have "William Shatner".

"he got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest
the interstellar girls all like him the best
captain of the crew and he knows kung fu
and he did joan collins in 1932"

Ok, so I listen to odd music.

ooooooo, speaking of William Shatner, didn't he record an album or two? I understand his version of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was...interesting.

I believe even Leonard Nemoy made some music, as well.

Or, perhaps, even Leonard Nimoy made some music, as well.

MM_Dandy wrote:I believe even Leonard Nemoy made some music, as well.

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