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let slip the dogs of war

Postby The Beer Slayer » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:30 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 447714.ece



BRITAIN'S DOGS OF WAR

DOGS will lead the way in SAS raids after being parachuted in to spy out rebels for troops, The Sun can reveal.

Fearless German Shepherds are being trained to jump from aircraft at 25,000ft wearing their own oxygen masks and strapped to special forces assault teams.

Once down in hostile terrain in Iraq or Afghanistan, the dogs will be sent in first to seek out insurgents’ hideouts with tiny cameras fixed to their heads.

The cameras will beam live TV pictures back to the troops, warning of ambushes or showing enemy leaders’ locations.

The amazing tactic – on which The Sun has been fully briefed – has been devised to cut down the Who Dares Wins regiment's soaring casualty rates.

Three SAS troopers have been shot dead on raids in Iraq in two years and at least eight seriously wounded.

An SAS source said: “The dogs will be exposed to very high levels of danger on these operations and you never know what’s going to be behind a door. Nobody wants to see the dogs get killed but if it’s their life or a man’s it is obvious which the CO would prefer.”

The dogs will be used in a highly-skilled technique called High Altitude High Opening, jumping as much as 20 miles from their targets and gliding towards them for up to 30 minutes.

America’s most elite unit the 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta, commonly known as Delta Force, has pioneered the skills for jumping with dogs from heights over 20,000ft and its instructors have been sent over to 22 SAS headquarters in Hereford.

Dogs were first trained to parachute in the Second World War by the British on rescue missions. But they have never jumped from high altitude, the best way for small groups of men to get behind enemy lines undetected. The dogs have big advantages over soldiers in that they arouse less suspicion approaching targets, can squeeze into tighter spaces and can sniff out booby-trap explosives.

Two have been issued to each of the regiment’s four squadrons with troopers specially selected to be their handlers.

The squadrons’ job is to hunt down High Value Targets – insurgency leaders and old Saddam henchmen – but they are also on permanent standby to carry out rescue missions for hostages.

In line with special forces policy the MoD would not comment on the dogs. But The Sun was given clearance to run the story by security officials.


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Postby Enzo » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:54 pm

Well, ain't that a bitch...
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Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:12 am

Can't be from the sun, there are no topless women . . .
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Postby troubleagain » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:33 pm

*I* could do a better Photoshop job than that. :roll:

That said, I've always wanted a dog I could name Havoc....
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Postby Мастер » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:00 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:Can't be from the sun, there are no topless women . . .


I was about to ask what this means. Then I figured it out.

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Postby Arneb » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:53 pm

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Postby KLA2 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:10 pm

troubleagain wrote:*I* could do a better Photoshop job than that. :roll:

That said, I've always wanted a dog I could name Havoc....


Huh? That article is not real? :?

Such a powerful soliloquy. One of my favorites. 8)
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Postby Arneb » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:15 pm

The article is genuine.

The photoshop job, I think, was by TBS himself and meant as joke...
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Postby Enzo » Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:43 am

It's raining cats and dogs... well, almost.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:14 am

Arneb wrote:The photoshop job, I think, was by TBS himself and meant as joke...


Then I retract my snark. I've been :woosh: ed.
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Postby The Beer Slayer » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:33 am

Actually the photoshop is right there on the Sun website.

But here is a real picture of a dog being parachuted:

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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:57 am

Our new neighbors have a dog I wouldn't mind throwing out of a plane.

Do I have to explain that I mean without a 'chute?

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Postby Arneb » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:48 am

The Beer Slayer wrote:Actually the photoshop is right there on the Sun website.


Oh. Well. Fits their usual level of well-researched journalism.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:33 am

I occasionally glance through the Sun if I find one lying on the train, no really, if I just wanted to look at nuddy wummin I'd buy the Star or Sport. Back in the old days the Page 3 girls used to have captions about saving puppies or becoming an air hostess; now they discuss the political situation in the Middle East or oil prices. It is the most insightfull part of the paper.

What a great thread, Shakespeare, dogs jumping out of planes and topless women.
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Postby KLA2 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:09 am

What a great thread, Shakespeare, dogs jumping out of planes and topless women.


Yup. I'd have to try till Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane or be barking mad to try to top that. :wink:

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